A Very Fruity “Back Yard”

898 E Del Rio St., Chandler, AZ 85225

From the listing description:

9 baby fruit trees are doing very well in the back yard.

Okay first, this listing agent and I obviously have very different definitions of “back yard.” That is a narrow alleyway, not a “yard.”

And yet, they’re really proud of these trees, having used half of the listing’s 18 photos to feature each and every one of them individually.

898 E Del Rio St., Chandler, AZ 85225

…but not necessarily bothering to correctly rotate all of the photos. Or maybe some of the trees are growing out of a wall. Or something.

898 E Del Rio St., Chandler, AZ 85225

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4 Comments on "A Very Fruity “Back Yard”"

  1. What the hell are they growing in? Is that gravel? Or gravelly paving? Either way… where the heck is the dirt? You know, the stuff plants usually grow in?

    Otherwise, a nice little place, though rather bland. But that can be fixed once a thoughtful human with half a brain and at least some sense of decorator skill moves in.

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  2. So… this is a little tree reform facility and that is the exercise yard, is that what they’re telling us?
    Couple hours a day, they get to line up out there and bounce a ball against the wall. Every day, they be bouncing that ball and hoping for time off for good behavior.

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  3. @anodean: Be a pity if they got into a knock-down drag-out fight in the exercise yard, wouldn’t it? If only we could be sure it would simply root out the trouble makers, and not the saps with some sort of potential…

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  4. Denita TwoDragons | December 15, 2012 at 10:06 AM |

    @Emerald63: Oh no…DUCK!! She’s PUNNING!!!! ;-D

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