Be the King of Rural Washington

28523 Bacus Rd., Sedro Woolley, WA 98284

Who wants a castle? In remote, rural Washington State.

28523 Bacus Rd., Sedro Woolley, WA 98284

I mean it is pretty cool. But $1.4 million?

28523 Bacus Rd., Sedro Woolley, WA 98284

Oh, there’s is a pool table? SOLD.

[Update 2014-02-19]
Ten months and three price drops later, this beauty is still on the market, now at a price 41% lower than when we first posted it. Just $825,000 for your very own castle, what a steal!

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Marty E.

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11 Comments on "Be the King of Rural Washington"

  1. Denita TwoDragons | April 27, 2013 at 11:59 AM |

    I’d have absolutely NO problems living there. Nope. None at all…

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  2. @Denita TwoDragons: Yes… yes you would, because I and my vassals wouldst challenge thee for thy keep, wench! Tis to be MY castle!

    What say you? Frying pans at 20 paces at sunset? (I don’t do dawn…)

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  3. Well, I hope you like that pool table, because unless it breaks into pieces (or you get frustrated enough to remove a window and fling it out), you’re stuck with it. See also the striking lack of couches, beds, and easy chairs… Ooops! Are there any Ikea stores in rural Washington? Inquiring minds want to know…

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  4. Denita TwoDragons | April 30, 2013 at 12:02 PM |

    @Emerald63: Good, because I don’t do dawn either. ;-) You’re on!

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  5. Denita TwoDragons | April 30, 2013 at 12:04 PM |

    @anodean: Hey, i could easily do that pool table. Wait, that came out wrong…um.

    If I got tired of looking at it, I could put a piece of plywood over it and use it as a craft table. Now if only I could do that with my husband…wait, that came out wrong…um.

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  6. Three price drops on this place so far… down from $1.4 million to “just” $825 thousand.

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  7. @Marty E.: I know it’s “rural” but it’s so damn cool I can’t believe somebody hasn’t shown interest. I mean, how can there be a drawback to having a drawbridge? Except maybe finding movers willing to carry all your stuff across it…

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  8. This place is now “Pending” after a mere 693 days on Redfin.

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  9. And the video “tour” is a treat — Harry Potter font, special effects & all. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNc1uPwnxrE

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  10. @MsWildhack: What an incredibly well put together video! Lots of great views of the house and property, pertinent information, and the great CGI effects. Thanks for letting us know about, MsWildhack! And congrats to both the seller and the buyer (not to mention the incredibly patient listing agent)!

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  11. It finally sold! Final price was just over half of the original $1.4 million asking price: $782,500

    https://www.redfin.com/WA/Sedro-Woolley/28523-Bacus-Rd-98284/home/15653065

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