There appears to be an eight-foot-tall green spider bearing down on this home.
Or maybe it just wants to go for a dip in the pool.
That’s a garden path I think I’d be avoiding.
The giant spider’s not all this home has to offer. There’s also giant dragonfly, with its own viewing room.
That’s one way to spend your evenings, I suppose.
It’s a pretty nice home otherwise. Perhaps the…um…”artwork”…doesn’t convey. If it does, I hope it’s not part of the price of the home. I’d bargain for the cost of having it dismantled to be subtracted from the price.
Hm. At first I wondered if this could be some of that playground equipment they started installing shortly after I was too old for playgrounds – I think there was some sort of spider with monkey-bar legs. Then I saw the dragonfly entry and realized, no, no, these were the owner’s cunning answer to policies enforced by neighborhood/zoning groups against hanging laundry outdoors. Install this sort of “art” and they’ll practically beg you to drape it with your household soft goods…
Other than the strange, and did I mention strange, taste in yard art, this is a pretty nice place, inside and out. That is, except for Pics 24-26….
Dum-di-dum-di-dum, walking through… Ooh! Nice woodwork and marble! Hey those are some cool angles! WHOA. Whut? Did I just step through a time portal? How the heck did I end up in a 1980 basement?
~ steps back through portal ~
Ahhh… that’s better. Back outsiiiiiiEEEEE! What the hell?! Time portal to the Permian Age instead?! Oh, wait… not really a giant dragonfly, just a sculpture of one. Whew.
~ catches breath, looks around ~
Wow, nice landscaping and what a lovely infinity pool! Um, if we can get a really good exterminator out here, and do some updates in the basement, I think I’ll take it.