Who Doesn’t Love a Good Organ Party
Message: Buy this home and you too could be having just as much fun as these people are. Just look at this hopping party. According…
Articles by Marty E.
The View From the Gutter
Just in case you were wondering what your future coin-op laundromat would look like after you get robbed of all your quarters, beat up, and…
Ooo Baby Baby
Um… okay… perhaps they just really felt that they needed to justify the previous photo, which shows a baby’s room with two cribs: Or maybe…
Sit Atop the Sunset
Enjoy the evenings sitting in the comfort of your living room atop your sunset-simulating carpet, wishing you had a picture of a fireplace to hang…
Going the Extra Mile
The image above, quite obviously a screenshot from Google Maps’ satellite view, is the one and only photo for this 1.3 million dollar listing in…
Beware of Squirrel
So… does the busy-tailed rodent come with the house, or do I have to pay extra? Other apparently really important features of this home include:…
Not quite what I’d Imagine for Tiara Street in North Hollywood
This is what those in the industry call truth in advertising. Of course, even when you’re baring all, you can still leave some details to…
They found me. I don’t know how but they found me…
Apparently the listing agent wanted to highlight the ample street parking for all of your out-of-town visitors, whether they be from Portland, Texas, or… Libya?
Some Assembly Required
From the description: “Solid feeling floor…” Doesn’t exactly fill me with confidence that this home would be a great investment.
Sit Down, Shut Up, and Iron
You’re looking at the primary listing photo for this home. The number one, most important feature that the listing agent wanted to highlight to potential…
Otherworldly Views
Don’t look now, but I fear that Loki may have opened a portal for the Chitauri invasion above your condo.
Peek-A-Boo Kitchen
Is that a kitchen… inside a closet? Why yes, yes I believe that is exactly what that is.
Don’t Mind Me
“Hey.” “Hey.” “Whatcha doin’ in my house?” “Just earning thousands of dollars in commission. Don’t worry, I’ll be out of here in about five minutes.”…
Coming August 24th
Looney Listing launches on August 24th!