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Dubious Decor January 27, 2015

Just $45 million (£30 million) for this super-tasteful London condo.

Dubious Decor October 27, 2014

Sure, okay. Why not? In addition to… that… The seller also appears to have somewhat of a basket fetish: So many baskets. I mean, not…

Dubious Decor September 1, 2014

The seller of this $1.8 million Vegas condo certainly likes “art.” And naked ladies. With or without heads, apparently. So, um… Yeah. So much “art”…

This house is incredible. I’m just not sure that it’s all the good kind of incredible. Is that furniture in the home theatre… glowing? Classy!…

Well, no need to imagine anymore, I guess! I’ve definitely never seen a table quite like that. There’s probably a reason for that. O-kay. Wow,…

Wow. I guess somebody really likes leopards. This one kind of looks like it might just be from a personal photo shoot of one of…

Um. I don’t think that’s an authorized usage of Disney intellectual property. I kinda suspect that isn’t, either, but at least Bert doesn’t seem to…

Dubious Decor April 1, 2014

Wow. Just wow. Even the butler is speechless. Oh wait, that’s because he’s a mannequin. …as is the pianist. Wait, what? Is that… a chair…

Dubious Decor March 18, 2014

Not the strangest, most offensive art we’ve seen in a home for sale, but also not the kind of thing I would choose to display…

Classy. Okay this room is pretty cool. Not sure about the wild assortment of upholstery patterns, but I dig the circular sofas and table. Would…

Dubious Decor February 18, 2013

Okay so this one actually sold a few months ago, but it was just too bizarre not to share. Seriously. Who would on Earth would……