Boom. Headshot.
Is it supposed to look like the blue man is being shot? Because that is what it looks like to me. Other than the interesting…
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Look at My Luxury. Loooook At It!
My luxury stove. Look at it. My luxury wall. Look at it. My luxury hand. Make peace with it. My luxury movie room. Behold it…
Make Your Own View
There’s nothing particularly remarkable about this ordinary £134,950 (about $215,000) 3-bedroom house in Leeds, which is apparently why the owners decided to create this lovely…
When One Shrine Just Isn’t Enough
I don’t recognize the object of this home seller’s adoration. But wowzers do they ever adore him. Not one, but two full-on shrines, plus a…
Tirelessly Treading on Tigers
This seller really likes tiger rugs. Where do you even find tiger-patterned carpet? Tiger throw rugs in the kitchen… …in the living room… …and in…
Caricature of a Castle
Submission and commentary by Emerald63. Thanks! As a man once said, “If the directions to your house include the words ‘Turn off the paved road,’…
Let’s Play Find the Furniture!
Can you find the furniture? This elusive species has evolved to blend in with its habitat. Note how well each of the individual pieces disguises…
Doesn’t everyone have an effigy hanging in their family room?
We just really don’t like the guy, okay? What? The rest of the house is actually quite nice. Looks like a pretty sweet view. I…
Why Choose Just One Obsession?
From the submitter: This one has an Elvis tribute room, a cow kitchen and lots of statuary! What a bizarre mix of curiosities. Indeed, quite…
Dizzying Decor, Crazy Colors
Because home shouldn’t feel make you cozy, it should make you feel dizzy! So many curves. So many colors… I can barely handle the photos….
The Home That Pines For You
Okay I’m not gonna lie. The legs popping out of the post are weird and kinda creepy. But I’m not here to talk about creepy…
Gaze Upon the Glass and the Glow
So many odd design and decor choices in this home. From the all-glass entry… …to the unnaturally glowing exterior. Inside: more glowing. I’m not even…
I’m not as think as you drunk I am.
Sometimes you wonder if a listing agent was drunk when they uploaded the photos of the home they’re allegedly attempting to sell… And drunk when…
Beach Condo Decornucopia
Lots of odd decor and furnishing choices in this $5 million Santa Monica condo found by Emerald63. You’ve got the camouflage beds… Weird rocking chairs,…
The Listings Butler Returns Again
This guy pops up in the weirdest places. Speaking of weird places… Seems a bit odd to keep your kid’s / grandkid’s chair on top…
Half a House, Full Price
Submission & commentary by Emerald63. Thanks! What’s that old saying? Half a house is better than none? This place sure does look like it’s the…