Microbutler
Honey, I shrunk the listings butler! Wow, these are some pretty bad photos. What kind of agent lists a $2.2 million house with photos this…
interior
Look at My Luxury. Loooook At It!
My luxury stove. Look at it. My luxury wall. Look at it. My luxury hand. Make peace with it. My luxury movie room. Behold it…
Everything Under the Dome (Except Stairs)
According to the Zillow Blog, this home has “a maze of ramps” instead of stairs inside. Also inside, this: Not into modern art? No problem,…
It’s All In The Details
That’s an… interesting floor. Okay let’s be clear here. This is a freakin’ mansion. With a list price over $6 million. The photo selection is…
Breasts & Baskets
Sure, okay. Why not? In addition to… that… The seller also appears to have somewhat of a basket fetish: So many baskets. I mean, not…
Zebra Zebra Zebra
Wow. That is a lot of zebra print. Plus: bonus bubble chair!
When One Shrine Just Isn’t Enough
I don’t recognize the object of this home seller’s adoration. But wowzers do they ever adore him. Not one, but two full-on shrines, plus a…
Care For a Round of Virtua-Golf?
Who doesn’t want a whole room in their house dedicated to virtual golfing? Oh right. Pretty much everybody. I could go for a two-lane bowling…
Tirelessly Treading on Tigers
This seller really likes tiger rugs. Where do you even find tiger-patterned carpet? Tiger throw rugs in the kitchen… …in the living room… …and in…
Sign, Sign, Everyone Look at My Sign
The listing agent selling this disused church building is apparently enamored with this sign. Only 15 photos and three of them are progressively closer shots…
How About You Pay ME $15k & I Raze It?
List price: $15,000 The weird thing is that it doesn’t look that bad in the primary photo: This is one of those instances when maybe…
Dark and Disheveled
Wow. This dark hallway really gives me a lot of useful information about this $275,000 Pennsylvania listing. Um… Okay, what happened here? Oh did I…
Half an Acre, A Whole Lotta Crazy
There is so much one could say about this house, but let’s start with that sculpture above. Body of a lion, plus wings, plus the…
You Can Never Have Too Many Marble Columns
That is one seriously column-tacular living room. And the marble excess isn’t limited to the columns… Good to know that faucet works. Okay, back to…
Don’t Look Up
And here we have the lovely enclosed patio, where you can relax, enjoy good company, and maybe hang someone in effigy from the ceiling. You…
“Enjoy the views…”
This one went off the market yesterday (although it can still be viewed on Trulia as of this morning), but it was just too good…