When your privacy is a diamond in the rough…
Lots of folks like their privacy, especially the rich ones in Vegas. But when the listing gives the zip code, says you have 5 acres,…
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The Velvet Sofa is Just the Beginning
Is that a velvet sofa? Of course it is. This is Vegas, after all. Wow, that bathroom. And what’s with the patch of blue/grey tiles…
Microbutler
Honey, I shrunk the listings butler! Wow, these are some pretty bad photos. What kind of agent lists a $2.2 million house with photos this…
Live in a Desert Museum for $8M
Submission & commentary by Emerald63. Thanks! The exterior looks like a museum. The interior is a whole, heaping helping of “Holy Cow!!!” Including an obscene…
Appreciate the Amorous Art
The seller of this $1.8 million Vegas condo certainly likes “art.” And naked ladies. With or without heads, apparently. So, um… Yeah. So much “art”…
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Wow. Just wow. Even the butler is speechless. Oh wait, that’s because he’s a mannequin. …as is the pianist. Wait, what? Is that… a chair…
All Swans, All the Time
Apparently “Penthouse living at its finest” means being surrounded by swans. Swans in the hallway, swans in the bathroom, swans in the bedroom… It’s all…
Brighten Your Night
Not the strangest, most offensive art we’ve seen in a home for sale, but also not the kind of thing I would choose to display…
Wayne’s Plane
Hey wait a minute, that’s not a house. What kind of home has its own airport?!? Wayne Newton’s house, it turns out. From an October…
Own Your Own Roach Motel
Not only could the listing agent not be bothered to sweep up the dead roaches, but they took a photograph that appears to be primarily…
All Angles, All the Time
Somebody really likes angled shapes. And their fancy car. You can’t quite see it from this angle, but the mirror in the bedroom is a…
What Happens Underground Stays Underground
Great find by a reader. If this home looks a bit… odd to you, that would be because it sits in a man-made cave 26…
Sleep Inside a Painting
Wow. That is quite the bedroom. Painted walls and painted ceiling. I’m not sure what I’m looking at in the center of the picture, though….