Total Taxidermy Takeover

9428 Kopachuck Dr. NW, Gig Harbor, WA 98335

Whoa that is a lot of dead animals. I count eight in this photo alone.

Gotta love the antler chandelier.

9428 Kopachuck Dr. NW, Gig Harbor, WA 98335

And who wouldn’t love to have a warthog peering down at them while they bathe?

9428 Kopachuck Dr. NW, Gig Harbor, WA 98335

I have to say, this hallway has the most… uniquely decorated walls I’ve seen in quite a while.

9428 Kopachuck Dr. NW, Gig Harbor, WA 98335

Just pin those small carcasses up wherever.

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7 Comments on "Total Taxidermy Takeover"

  1. Those cabinets with the many small drawers… why am I being forced to imagine neatly arranged collections of… what? What could that person possibly be collecting that even they consider too disturbing to hang on the wall? What?!

    Has anyone seen the neighbors? Recently?

  2. Denita TwoDragons | October 22, 2012 at 3:19 PM |

    @anodean: Look closely at the drawers and see if they’re marked “Asst. Eyeballs…Canine Teeth…Fingernails–Women’s Painted…Fingernails–Men’s…Noses…”

    As for the neighbors? Oh, they’re hanging around at the pool table in the basement. Well, their heads are, at least.

  3. My dream house…except for the carnage. Someone sure does like to kill stuff. Ugh.

  4. @anodean: Insects… elaborately categorized and displayed insects. All neatly… impaled… for your viewing pleasure. <_<

  5. @K: My thoughts exactly! I feel like we ought to know just what the hell goes through the mind of a person like that (for the good of society), but I’m equally desperate to *not* know (for the sake of my sanity).

  6. Lovely setting, lovely home. Interiors are too overdone for my taste, but not as horrendously as in the Spanish Imperial Palace in the previous post. But all those DEAD things…. Even one DEAD thing gives me the heeby-jeebies, but *that many*? Could someone please give the nice men in white coats a call for me? And ask them if they won’t please bring along a nice big hypodermic full of thorazine, while they’re at it? Please?!

    And that doesn’t even address the fact that that many big anything almost never works design-wise without having a *very* large space to work with. You know… like the day room down at the… “club” …where the nice men in white coats live.

  7. @Emerald63: Hmm… after a bit of reflection, perhaps we could send the nice men in white coats to “visit” the occupant of this home? One well-placed application of a tranquilizer gun, followed by a helicoptered relocation to a new locale could save countless lives… including his own.


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