Hey! The Listing Butler’s back!! And he has a couple of… unusual… friends with him.
Still, it’s nice to see a friendly face because, other than him, this place looks like it ought to belong to Iron Man. You know – Tony Stark.
OK, so there are a few splashes of color…
But even the dog doesn’t rate anything exciting. Hopefully he’s friendly.
Then again, his name is Italian for “scam.”
So… how about that Listing Butler?!
Well…
First, it mostly looks staged. However, I wonder how much is left over from the owner. Why in the world would someone stage that freaky red ghostly character floating above the butler? And why would someone stage one room filled with books or movies or whatever they are filled with in photo 15 and the rest of the rooms with nothing on the shelves? There is plenty of booze staged – if it’s staged.
Maybe this was just one lonely rich guy who hoped to find someone to settle down with and never managed to get someone to help fill the house. That’s my guess. Maybe that’s why he has a pitiful-looking bedroom in photo 23 and has a dog named “Scam”.
What I see if I were a prospective buyer is a blank slate and possibilities. You can go from stark white to tasteful more easily than you if you had to take it back to nothing first. The marble can be softened with rugs, the walls can be softened with paint and accents, the windows can be softened with trimmings. The right kind of furniture and decor, and a couple of minor renovations can make this place spectacular, not to mention a mate to work with to add her creative juices and good taste.