A Piece of Work
That is quite the interesting piece of art. So where do you get a piece like that? I’ve got a guess… Yeah, looks like it’s…
Articles by Marty E.
Get Away From It All… Well, Almost All
From the listing description: Looking to get away from it all? Middle Hardwood Island in its entirety can offer exactly that. Exceptional private island living…
This Sweet Spaceship Home Landed in a 28 Acre Forest
This spaceship home in the middle of a 28 acre forest looks like something from the mid-century, but it was apparently built just 16 years…
Rural Schoolhouse Rock
This relatively remote home an hour and a half north of Seattle is, according to the listing, “the historic 1910 Skiyou School House.” Although the…
“Blackberry Castle exceeds all expectations”
Just 22 minutes from downtown Portland, this $7.2 million manse has pretty much everything… Outside, it’s all castle. Inside… …it’s also castle. Except when it’s…
Free Used Calendar with Purchase
Not many homes for sale come with a free used 1959 calendar. In fact I am willing to bed probably no other listing does. Huh,…
Because Every Day is Independence Day in America
Sadly the listing has only the one photo, so we don’t get to see what this patriot’s home looks like inside. However, we do get…
The Pensive Llamas Compel You to Buy This Magnificent Island Ranch
No word in the listing description about whether the pensive llamas are included in the $5.6 million list price. Or the awkwardly staring cows. But…
SideGrave
I can’t really put it any better than the reader who submitted it: Looks like a grave site? And why is it sideways?? No idea.
Cut Back on Screen Time
Seriously. If you have a photograph on a computer why oh why are you taking a picture of a computer screen instead of just uploading…
Something is Askew
It starts with crudely-corrected crooked exterior shots, and it just gets weirder when you go inside… Nothing like a creepy over-the-top cat-themed bathroom to make…
When a Wall is Your Best Feature
This shot of the exterior brick wall isn’t the lead photo for this home, but it is the best photo. The primary photo isn’t all…
Free Headless Ghost Agent With Purchase
Headless ghost agent and ghost agent’s buddy come free with this $2.5 million Nebraska home. It does have a sweet guard tower, though. Not that…
When Antlers Attack
That… is a lot of antlers. And one more on the table behind the sofa, just for good measure. Nothing else really all that kooky…
Warm & Inviting
For some salespeople, the Internet is just a fancy sales brochure. Wow, this condo building is so warm and inviting! Is that a bedroom or…
When Your Garage Is Your House
You’re not looking at this home’s garage. You’re looking at the home. Pretty sure that door in the middle is the front door. Here’s the…