And on your right, more photos of not the home for sale.
Above: The primary listing photo for this $550,000 Philadelphia townhouse. That’s a nice picture and all, but where’s the actual home for sale? Nope, not…
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Dive Into This Glass and Steel Denver Mansion
That’s certainly an interesting piece of sculpture, and it appears a lot in this photo set. It seems odd that the listing photos would focus…
Keepin’ it Classy in Miami
I guess when you can afford a $16.5 million condo, you don’t have to care what anyone thinks of you or your taste in “art.”…
It’s a total bust… In a manner of speaking.
Everywhere you look in this home you see disembodied heads. In the living room… In the dining room… Even in the hallway… Well, until you…
Proper Lighting Can Make or Break a Great Home
On the surface, it’s another lovely Paradise Valley home. It has gorgeous views of the Scottsdale and Phoenix area. It has some interesting spaces inside,…
A Piece of Work
That is quite the interesting piece of art. So where do you get a piece like that? I’ve got a guess… Yeah, looks like it’s…
More Than Meets The Eye (Or Possibly Less)
They start at the private courtyard entry, repeated black rectangular elements. They continue in the living room. They also feature in the bedroom, along with…
Stop Staring at My Secret Art
Why even take a photo of a room that’s basically all art if you’re going to go through and blur out all the art? For…
Breasts & Baskets
Sure, okay. Why not? In addition to… that… The seller also appears to have somewhat of a basket fetish: So many baskets. I mean, not…
Appreciate the Amorous Art
The seller of this $1.8 million Vegas condo certainly likes “art.” And naked ladies. With or without heads, apparently. So, um… Yeah. So much “art”…
A Nice Relaxing Soak In Th—HOLY CRAP WHAT IS THAT
Um. Okay. So, it appears to be a bloodied, possibly severed head lying on a beach. Not exactly the “art” piece I would have chosen…
Imagine Half Of A Baby Elephant…
Well, no need to imagine anymore, I guess! I’ve definitely never seen a table quite like that. There’s probably a reason for that. O-kay. Wow,…
A Large Pest Problem
There appears to be an eight-foot-tall green spider bearing down on this home. Or maybe it just wants to go for a dip in the…
Leopard Bedroom is Leopard
Wow. I guess somebody really likes leopards. This one kind of looks like it might just be from a personal photo shoot of one of…
Naughty Mickey Mouse
Um. I don’t think that’s an authorized usage of Disney intellectual property. I kinda suspect that isn’t, either, but at least Bert doesn’t seem to…
Brighten Your Night
Not the strangest, most offensive art we’ve seen in a home for sale, but also not the kind of thing I would choose to display…