Now that’s what I call marketing
The listing photos for this home are just inexplicable. That one is the primary listing photo. How about we check out the view? Surely you…
blurry
Fuzzy Does It
You’d think if you’re selling a nearly $8M home you could afford a decent photographer. But maybe not. OK, it’s just that they didn’t know…
SideGrave
I can’t really put it any better than the reader who submitted it: Looks like a grave site? And why is it sideways?? No idea.
100% Legit Worth $1.2 Million
That is a top quality photo right there. Definitely appropriate for a $1.2 million listing. Maybe it was just the lighting. Let’s give them another…
Put a Blur On It
That’s the primary listing photo for this Portland home. These are the only other two photos on the listing. The listing agent stands to “earn”…
This is (apparently) how you sell a $5M Malibu Estate
Crooked, blurry primary photo, taken from an odd angle? Check. Weirdly-sparse, poorly-lit interior shot? Check. Horribly exposed shot of the view, taken through a window…
I’m not as think as you drunk I am.
Sometimes you wonder if a listing agent was drunk when they uploaded the photos of the home they’re allegedly attempting to sell… And drunk when…
The Future is Hazy
Wow. This is the primary photo for this $360,000 “LOVELY NEW CONSTRUCTION TO BE BUILT.” The amusing part is that the second photo is at…
Behold the Most Expensive Home in Georgia
Just a typical 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom house in rural Georgia. Blurry, tilted photos that look like they were shot on accident as the real…
“Must access thru hole in bsmt wall”
Straight from the listing agent’s description: Must access thru adjacent unit 712, then thru hole in bsmt wall. Um. What. There is a front door……
“all your rela estate needs”
Hey look at that, it’s our first posting to feature an office space for lease. That’s still a listing, so it totally counts. I especially…
Half-Assed Half-Mill
You would be forgiven for wondering why a dated, dingy, run-down, nondescript home in Aberdeen, WA… …with a totally half-assed set of photos (I mean…
¾-Million-Dollar Mystery View
Above you will find the primary listing photo for a $750,000 condo in San Francisco. No, I don’t know what we’re looking at either. Maybe…
What What Nope
What. What. Nope.
Maybe you need glasses.
The reader who spotted this listing summarized the photos well: Very blurry with a side of extra glare. Rather than telling me anything about the…
Truth in Advertising
Sure, there’s something to be said for truth in advertising… …but at some point it starts to feel like you’re just rubbing it in. I…