Fire Sale, Part II
From the listing: Extreme Fire Damage From Fire 4/17/2013 Gotta love that they used what appears to be a photo of the home actually on…
disaster
“The Best Part of Detroit”
Oh yeah, I will definitely be going down that hallway. NOT. Here’s the entire listing description: AWESOME HOME IN THE BEST PART OF DETROIT I…
HDR: High-Definition Rathole
Nothing says “welcome home” quite like HDR mold, rot, and CAUTION tape. I love how they cranked up the HDR so high that the dead…
Built-In “Art” Included
Apparently neither the seller nor the listing agent thought it worth $25 to buy a bucket of paint and cover the “art” in this home….
Now that’s what I call marketing
The listing photos for this home are just inexplicable. That one is the primary listing photo. How about we check out the view? Surely you…
When a Wall is Your Best Feature
This shot of the exterior brick wall isn’t the lead photo for this home, but it is the best photo. The primary photo isn’t all…
What How Does This Even Happen
I… Um… What? Not even going to ask what those things hanging on the wall on the left are. The listing agent’s remark that this…
Detroit’s Second-Most Expensive Listing
At $1.2 million dollars, this home appears to be the only other listing in Detroit currently asking over a million dollars. In the real estate…
Nope. Noooooope.
Ho-ho, no way am I going in there. Oh. We went in there. This place just keeps getting more and more nope. How does this…
How About You Pay ME $15k & I Raze It?
List price: $15,000 The weird thing is that it doesn’t look that bad in the primary photo: This is one of those instances when maybe…
Dark and Disheveled
Wow. This dark hallway really gives me a lot of useful information about this $275,000 Pennsylvania listing. Um… Okay, what happened here? Oh did I…
Street View Is Your Only View
It’s always a good sign when the listing agent is apparently too afraid to set foot on the property they’re selling. There are only a…
Seattle Yikes: The Sequel
740 square feet. Sold last month for $125,000 in Seattle, Washington. 100% covered in garbage. I like how the box from the microwave in the…
Forgot to Flush
From the listing description: You will need to restore utilities and update mechanicals before moving in. …and flush the toilet. Whoa that is some seriously…
Office-Living-Workout Room
Nine of the eleven photos of this home are of the exterior or the view. Which sort of makes sense, given that the home sits…
Everything In Its Place
Realtor: “Okay, if we’re going to sell this house, I’m going to need you to clean it up.” Seller: “Umm…” Realtor: “Well how about this….