Half a House, Full Price
Submission & commentary by Emerald63. Thanks! What’s that old saying? Half a house is better than none? This place sure does look like it’s the…
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A Nice Relaxing Soak In Th—HOLY CRAP WHAT IS THAT
Um. Okay. So, it appears to be a bloodied, possibly severed head lying on a beach. Not exactly the “art” piece I would have chosen…
“Coral Rock Castle (Needs Work)”
Sweet castle. Only one problem… …inside (if you can call it that), is a bit of a disaster. “Needs work,” in listing agent speak. $1.4…
Full Spectrum Retina-Burning Decor
List price: just above a million bucks. If the buyer isn’t blind though, they’re probably going to have to budget a bit extra to tone…
My Condo Has a Screensaver
This home is not for the easily distracted. So many crazy lighting effects! Definitely not for the easily disoriented, either. LED walls. Because we can….
Excess is Spelled F-L-O-R-I-D-A
I imagine that there might exist a more extravagant home game room than this, but I’ve certainly never seen anything else that comes close. This…
Leopard Bedroom is Leopard
Wow. I guess somebody really likes leopards. This one kind of looks like it might just be from a personal photo shoot of one of…
White on White
This place gives that all-white San Francisco crib we wrote about back in December a run for its money. What do you do for fun…
We get it. You like your cars.
Gee, I wonder what this seller’s prized possessions are? The listing agent had an allotment of 30 photos to showcase this 11,500 square foot home….
A Monument to Pop Culture
This home’s current owner is “Hip-hop star Pharrell Williams.” Not sure if the point here is really to sell the home, or just to show…
Great for Fishing. I Mean Fishes.
You know, in case you wanted to know what your future home will look like to a fish. Or maybe through a crystal ball? Or…
Pulp Elephant
I guess these sellers really enjoyed Pulp Fiction? ..or they just like painting things all over their walls, apparently. Guns! More guns! Okay skateboarding SpongeBob…
Rear View Render
This condo has a price tag of $5,583,900 and a rather… interesting marketing strategy. I’m sensing a theme here… Okay so maybe you’re not a…
“A Refuge of Nature Untamed”
“Live in a refuge of nature untamed” Um… the “untamed nature” is kind of the main reason I have no interest in living in south…
Something’s Been Bugging Me…
Seeing a spider the size of a doberman dangling from the living room might not be too odd… If the home hadn’t been sitting on…
Living Room Motivational Material?
Not exactly what I would have chosen if I were going to decorate my living room with six foot tall paintings, but to each his…