BAM! PURPLE!
Not a lot to say about this one. It’s a fairly normal 2.4 million dollar listing, but as I was scrolling through the photos—BAM—that deep…
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Plenty Here to Keep Your Interest
“Quirky But Cool” might be the best way to describe this home, nestled into a verdant hillside. Inside there is an endless supply of non-traditional…
Let’s Play Find the Furniture!
Can you find the furniture? This elusive species has evolved to blend in with its habitat. Note how well each of the individual pieces disguises…
Dizzying Decor, Crazy Colors
Because home shouldn’t feel make you cozy, it should make you feel dizzy! So many curves. So many colors… I can barely handle the photos….
I’m not as think as you drunk I am.
Sometimes you wonder if a listing agent was drunk when they uploaded the photos of the home they’re allegedly attempting to sell… And drunk when…
Beach Condo Decornucopia
Lots of odd decor and furnishing choices in this $5 million Santa Monica condo found by Emerald63. You’ve got the camouflage beds… Weird rocking chairs,…
Imagine Half Of A Baby Elephant…
Well, no need to imagine anymore, I guess! I’ve definitely never seen a table quite like that. There’s probably a reason for that. O-kay. Wow,…
[CENSORED] – Click at your own risk.
Wow. Just wow. Even the butler is speechless. Oh wait, that’s because he’s a mannequin. …as is the pianist. Wait, what? Is that… a chair…
These Chairs Know How to Party
Nobody showed up to your party? No problem! You can the chairs can still have a good time. Apparently the seller of this home has…
Saddle Up for Some Orange Chess
Can’t say that I’ve ever gotten off a horse and thought “that was so comfortable, I wish I could sit on a saddle all day,…
Pristine Party House
By my count, there is seating for nearly fifty people in this main dining / living room. But the bar seats only three, apparently. I…
Suggestive Seating
Classy. Okay this room is pretty cool. Not sure about the wild assortment of upholstery patterns, but I dig the circular sofas and table. Would…
Desk Job Rage Quit
Given the listing price of just $24,000, I assume that this home is in a rather frightening neighborhood. [Update: Confirmed. Murder risk 3x the national…
Camouflage Furniture
Where are the beds? YOU CAN’T SEE THEM! Hidden sofa is hidden. Whoa, cool outdoor dining room… HEY WAIT A MINUTE.
LUBRICATION
Um, yeah. So, there’s that. I guess it’s important not to forget. Aside from the… interesting choice of bathroom decor, it’s a little hard to…
The REALLY Green Room
I guess there’s something to be said for choosing a theme and… um… going all out with it? I mean really, really going all out….