Tirelessly Treading on Tigers
This seller really likes tiger rugs. Where do you even find tiger-patterned carpet? Tiger throw rugs in the kitchen… …in the living room… …and in…
2014
Sign, Sign, Everyone Look at My Sign
The listing agent selling this disused church building is apparently enamored with this sign. Only 15 photos and three of them are progressively closer shots…
See-Through Concrete Box in the Desert
This see-through concrete box in the Arizona desert has been off and on the market for over five years. Number one reason it’s not selling?…
How About You Pay ME $15k & I Raze It?
List price: $15,000 The weird thing is that it doesn’t look that bad in the primary photo: This is one of those instances when maybe…
Dark and Disheveled
Wow. This dark hallway really gives me a lot of useful information about this $275,000 Pennsylvania listing. Um… Okay, what happened here? Oh did I…
I Have Prime Swampland to Sell You
This $16.8 million listing is allegedly for a 4-bed, 3.5-bath 3,941 square foot home. The listing contains thirty-two photos. Exactly two of those photos show…
Half an Acre, A Whole Lotta Crazy
There is so much one could say about this house, but let’s start with that sculpture above. Body of a lion, plus wings, plus the…
You Can Never Have Too Many Marble Columns
That is one seriously column-tacular living room. And the marble excess isn’t limited to the columns… Good to know that faucet works. Okay, back to…
Lions and More Lions and… More Lions (Oh My)
The sellers of this $3.5 million South Florida pad are really proud of their lion fountains. I mean really proud. Just look at them. Gaze…
Put a Blur On It
That’s the primary listing photo for this Portland home. These are the only other two photos on the listing. The listing agent stands to “earn”…
Don’t Look Up
And here we have the lovely enclosed patio, where you can relax, enjoy good company, and maybe hang someone in effigy from the ceiling. You…
“Enjoy the views…”
This one went off the market yesterday (although it can still be viewed on Trulia as of this morning), but it was just too good…
If Barnabas Collins Moved to SoCal
Submission and commentary by Emerald63. Thanks! Ever wonder what Collinwood Mansion would look like if it were sited in the, er, shadow… of LA? Take…
Dig Those Groovy ’60s Curves
Check out those groovy ’60s curves. Inside is just as groovy, if perhaps a bit of a brick overload… Those large white overhangs certainly make…
Typewriter With a View
All kinds of weird staging going on in this place. From the lone typewriter with no seating… …to the pair of tall chairs just sitting…
Don’t Mind Me, I’m Just Trying To Sell Your House
What’s that? Oh, no, don’t bother getting up. I’m sure your work is very important. No, it’s no big deal. I’m just taking pictures of…