The Listings Butler Returns Again
This guy pops up in the weirdest places. Speaking of weird places… Seems a bit odd to keep your kid’s / grandkid’s chair on top…
2014
Batman’s Swanky Desert Getaway
What, no Batmobile included? I love that the Batstudy has 3 TVs… all tuned into sports. I assume this elevator goes down to the Batcave,…
Terrifying Toilet
Wow. This photo of an incomplete toilet on an unfinished floor in a darkened room tells us so much about the home being offered for…
A Little This, A Little That
Submission and commentary by Emerald63. Thanks! There’s lots to like here… Lots of brick… Lots of wood… Lots of dark areas… and lots of nature….
Listing Agent Used Arti-Stick License
I guess watching somebody walk their dog past your home is pretty exciting when you’re a stick figure. Most of the rest of the photo…
For The Car-Lover With $6M to Spend
I have to say, a living room and a car showroom are not two rooms that I’ve ever thought to myself: “It would really be…
Garage Has Minor Water Issues
$45,000. No bedrooms or bathrooms. No foundation. Just a garage. On the water. Oh and you still have to pay rent, apparently. Boat house was…
Half a House, Full Price
Submission & commentary by Emerald63. Thanks! What’s that old saying? Half a house is better than none? This place sure does look like it’s the…
There Is No Listing. Only Zuul!
Okay I for one think it would be awesome to have gargoyles on my front steps. Plus, the house they’re guarding is amazing: Yeah, I’m…
Million-Dollar Mailbox
You’re looking at the primary listing photo for this nearly-million-dollar near-the-beach house in Encinitas, CA. Here’s the second photo: The photos are almost as good…
Imaginary Murder Scene For Sale
Seems like a fairly unassuming home. The local paper has the scoop on its minor real estate celebrity status: ‘Twin Peak’ home for sale The…
Have a Drink With the Cap’n
Personally, I probably would have gone all-in and just led off the entire photo set with the Cap’n, but instead, the listing agent decided to…
A Nice Relaxing Soak In Th—HOLY CRAP WHAT IS THAT
Um. Okay. So, it appears to be a bloodied, possibly severed head lying on a beach. Not exactly the “art” piece I would have chosen…
“Coral Rock Castle (Needs Work)”
Sweet castle. Only one problem… …inside (if you can call it that), is a bit of a disaster. “Needs work,” in listing agent speak. $1.4…
Home Sweet Tavern
Um… Listed on the MLS as a 0-bed, 1-bath single-family home. From the listing description: Historic Evelyn’s Tavern is zoned rural village commercial, allowing residential…
Replete with Rectangles
I hope you like rectangles. Because this Boston-area mid-century modern is basically 100% rectangles. Even most of the furniture is rectangular. Much nicer photos than…