Something Something Politics
Seems like with all the negative press around the “rebel flag” these days, you might not want to feature it prominently in the listing photos…
2015
Island Living On The Cheap
This condo in Honolulu, Hawaii is just $28,000! According to the listing, it’s in a “great location.” Just one problem… Spacious storage room in great…
“Pictures Coming Soon!”
Wow. Just wow. A photo of some text on a computer monitor. And weeks after the listing went live… still no actual pictures. Seems to…
Hello. I am Horse.
You’re looking at the primary photo for this listing. And Horse is looking at you. Fully 25% of the photos for this listing are of…
Take a Dip With Your Shadow Kids
Summer’s a great time to take a dip in the pool with your shadow kids… …or do… whatever it is those old guys on the…
Keepin’ it Classy in Miami
I guess when you can afford a $16.5 million condo, you don’t have to care what anyone thinks of you or your taste in “art.”…
Manufacture Your Dream of Home Ownership
From the listing: River Mill is one of the oldest manufacturing sites in North Carolina Not really sure that a factory is the first place…
Orange you glad you live upstairs?
It’s a nice, unassuming little 1950s cottage… With a great playground just across the street… A nicely refinished living/dining room… And even a master bedroom…
HDR: High-Definition Rathole
Nothing says “welcome home” quite like HDR mold, rot, and CAUTION tape. I love how they cranked up the HDR so high that the dead…
Eat your heart out, Jimmy Choo
So the price tag is a bit over $250K. OK, it’s Seattle. I can deal with that. I mean, that’s a pretty good size building…
At Least They Spared the Children
Given the lush natural surroundings, the owners of this home might almost be forgiven for trying to tone things down inside. But then again, this…
There’s always some sort of angle in DC
DC is full of angles, from the convoluted traffic patterns, to the backroom deals, to the very homes themselves. But it’s not just exteriors. Inside,…
So Hi-Def It Hurts
Well, this is one way to grab a buyer’s attention. Yowza! And in case it didn’t quite do the trick, you can always show an…
What part of “Play nicely with the other houses” did you not understand?
Up close, this 2 year old home is slick, shiny, and oh-so chic… with modern lines and materials both inside… and outside. But there is…
“Just the walls, Ma’am, just the walls”
Remember the deadpan voice of Sgt. Joe Friday on the old “Dragnet” TV show? Looks like after his days at LAPD were over, Joe took…
Built-In “Art” Included
Apparently neither the seller nor the listing agent thought it worth $25 to buy a bucket of paint and cover the “art” in this home….