More Than Meets The Eye (Or Possibly Less)
They start at the private courtyard entry, repeated black rectangular elements. They continue in the living room. They also feature in the bedroom, along with…
2015
Hey Look Y’all – It’s a Theme Hacienda!
If’n ya love Southwest ranch life, yore gonna love this lil ol’ place and feel real welcome like, too! For your decor, ya got yore…
Tired of average? OK, but don’t say I didn’t warn you…
Note from Marty: As you may have noticed in the byline below this post’s title, Looney Listing welcomes Emerald63 as a full-fledged author to the…
Something is Askew
It starts with crudely-corrected crooked exterior shots, and it just gets weirder when you go inside… Nothing like a creepy over-the-top cat-themed bathroom to make…
When a Wall is Your Best Feature
This shot of the exterior brick wall isn’t the lead photo for this home, but it is the best photo. The primary photo isn’t all…
Free Headless Ghost Agent With Purchase
Headless ghost agent and ghost agent’s buddy come free with this $2.5 million Nebraska home. It does have a sweet guard tower, though. Not that…
When Antlers Attack
That… is a lot of antlers. And one more on the table behind the sofa, just for good measure. Nothing else really all that kooky…
Warm & Inviting
For some salespeople, the Internet is just a fancy sales brochure. Wow, this condo building is so warm and inviting! Is that a bedroom or…
When Your Garage Is Your House
You’re not looking at this home’s garage. You’re looking at the home. Pretty sure that door in the middle is the front door. Here’s the…
Two-Toned Terror
Wow. That is a lot of grey and blue. What kind of person builds a one-color house like that? I guess the same kind of…
Peek-A-Boo!
This looks like it could be a pretty cool house. Too bad the listing agent apparently doesn’t want to show it to us. All we…
100% Legit Worth $1.2 Million
That is a top quality photo right there. Definitely appropriate for a $1.2 million listing. Maybe it was just the lighting. Let’s give them another…
Roof Checks Out
It’s very important to me to know what my house will look like to birds. And 20-foot-tall giants. Very, very important. Also sometimes I need…
Where Do You Even Find Wallpaper Like That
The rest of this house is just a nice, partially-updated 120-year-old home. But that bathroom… Whoa. I actually saw this one in person at an…
Pattern ALL THE SURFACES!
It’s not just the ceiling and the furniture upholstery that matches… Check out the tiles on the edge of the kitchen counter. That is dedication….
You Could Technically Put in a Bed
I feel like calling this a “1 bedroom property” is a bit of a stretch. From the description: It is believed that Buckland Court Stables…