It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time
Just $45 million (£30 million) for this super-tasteful London condo.
2015
The Littlest Reservation
100% tasteful. Located on a $2.25 million half-acre lot in Malibu. Fully stocked. Oh look, lemons! Inside is mostly bland, except for this bathroom… Why…
“Florida Condo” Is a Design Style
This site could probably feature nothing but Florida condos and I’d never run out of content. Is there something in the air or water down…
Because Every Home Needs a Creepy Basement Cave
Why would someone even build a creepy cave in the basement like this? Who would want that “feature” in their house? I do not want…
Clicking Through Photos is So Last Decade
Forget photo slideshows. Cross-faded borderless collages are where it’s at. It’s the real estate wave of the future.
You Can’t See Me!
Hi there stranger! Come buy my house! Okay, let’s go inside now! I’m just going to steal this guitar… Okay bye! You can’t see me!
What How Does This Even Happen
I… Um… What? Not even going to ask what those things hanging on the wall on the left are. The listing agent’s remark that this…
Apparently We Have Very Different Definitions of “Restoration.”
From the listing description: An exquisite Grade II Listed Victorian 7 bedroomed, 8 bathroomed old rectory, the subject of a complete roof down restoration in…
Host a Generator Pool Party!
Generator pool parties are the best kind of pool party. Is that guy second from the left holding a fancy TV news-style video camera? Apparently…
Enter the Vortex
The rest of the flat is fairly pedestrian, but whoa, that hallway. Why? Just why?
“Reduced For Quick Sale!!” – $22M
Reduced for quick sale, Owner is packed and ready to go!! Just a thought but maybe you should consider taking some decent photos before packing…
“Do what you want when you want it.”
You’re looking at the one and only listing photo on a $1.8 million FSBO listing on SW Florida’s Sanibel Island. Based on Google Street View,…
Stop Staring at My Secret Art
Why even take a photo of a room that’s basically all art if you’re going to go through and blur out all the art? For…
“Search or enter an address”
With a primary photo like that it’s hard to imagine why this home hasn’t sold after 100 days on the market in one of the…
“You’re on the beach.”
There isn’t really anything all that amusing about the photos on this one, but the listing description is hall of fame material: You’re on the…
2015’s Must-Have Attic Feature
Who doesn’t need a CRT-TV embedded in the wall of their attic? I have to say, I’m also really digging the bold move to cover…