Two-Toned Terror
Wow. That is a lot of grey and blue. What kind of person builds a one-color house like that? I guess the same kind of…
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Peek-A-Boo!
This looks like it could be a pretty cool house. Too bad the listing agent apparently doesn’t want to show it to us. All we…
100% Legit Worth $1.2 Million
That is a top quality photo right there. Definitely appropriate for a $1.2 million listing. Maybe it was just the lighting. Let’s give them another…
Roof Checks Out
It’s very important to me to know what my house will look like to birds. And 20-foot-tall giants. Very, very important. Also sometimes I need…
Where Do You Even Find Wallpaper Like That
The rest of this house is just a nice, partially-updated 120-year-old home. But that bathroom… Whoa. I actually saw this one in person at an…
Pattern ALL THE SURFACES!
It’s not just the ceiling and the furniture upholstery that matches… Check out the tiles on the edge of the kitchen counter. That is dedication….
You Could Technically Put in a Bed
I feel like calling this a “1 bedroom property” is a bit of a stretch. From the description: It is believed that Buckland Court Stables…
It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time
Just $45 million (£30 million) for this super-tasteful London condo.
The Littlest Reservation
100% tasteful. Located on a $2.25 million half-acre lot in Malibu. Fully stocked. Oh look, lemons! Inside is mostly bland, except for this bathroom… Why…
“Florida Condo” Is a Design Style
This site could probably feature nothing but Florida condos and I’d never run out of content. Is there something in the air or water down…
Because Every Home Needs a Creepy Basement Cave
Why would someone even build a creepy cave in the basement like this? Who would want that “feature” in their house? I do not want…
Clicking Through Photos is So Last Decade
Forget photo slideshows. Cross-faded borderless collages are where it’s at. It’s the real estate wave of the future.
You Can’t See Me!
Hi there stranger! Come buy my house! Okay, let’s go inside now! I’m just going to steal this guitar… Okay bye! You can’t see me!
What How Does This Even Happen
I… Um… What? Not even going to ask what those things hanging on the wall on the left are. The listing agent’s remark that this…
Apparently We Have Very Different Definitions of “Restoration.”
From the listing description: An exquisite Grade II Listed Victorian 7 bedroomed, 8 bathroomed old rectory, the subject of a complete roof down restoration in…
Host a Generator Pool Party!
Generator pool parties are the best kind of pool party. Is that guy second from the left holding a fancy TV news-style video camera? Apparently…