Who Needs Furniture (Or Walls)?
Who needs furniture when you’ve got a good book and light to read by? I’d say that this place is bigger than it looks, but……
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Dog Lovers Need Not Apply
From the listing description: Now available, as seen on television, San Diego’s world famous “Cats’ House”! Because who wouldn’t want who knows how many cats…
Interesting Lawn-Mowing Challenge
Where does the lawn end and the home begin? I wonder if they make lawn mowers that can flip up 90 degrees and mow the…
Be the King of Rural Washington
Who wants a castle? In remote, rural Washington State. I mean it is pretty cool. But $1.4 million? Oh, there’s is a pool table? SOLD….
Orbalicious!
For when your family room just really needs that “plummeting into the surface of the sun” feeling. From the outside: They even took the orb…
Not What I Meant By “Green Living”
You’re looking at the primary photo for this single-family home listing. When a murky green pool is the best image you can present of the…
Mirror, Mirror on the… Ceiling?
That’s bound to be disorienting. Also in this listing… creepy lonely lady sculpture: She even appears to be pose-able.
Packing in the Pachyderms
Whoa. Wait. What? This home comes with its own herd of elephants? Tell me more. Okay, so despite the above action shot being the primary…
Moroccan to the Max
Whoa. There’s definitely something to be said for picking a theme and going all the way with it. Whoever built this house was obviously very…
Behold My Sweet Ride
I’ve always wanted a display case for my car. So my friends can lounge about in my… um… lobby(?) and behold my sweet ride. I’ve…
Vroom Vroom Vroom Vroom Vroom Vroom
Wait, what is being offered for sale here… a house or a fleet of luxury and sports cars? Because from the first three photos of…
(Don’t) Tear Down This Wall
I happened upon this one while I was browsing expensive listings in Southern California a few months back. Yes, those are two authentic segments of…
A Very Fruity “Back Yard”
From the listing description: 9 baby fruit trees are doing very well in the back yard. Okay first, this listing agent and I obviously have…
The Blue Room
I’m sure nothing but wholesome activities go on in this room. And clearly everyone in here will be watching the movie. That’s why the seating…
Gentlemen, we have a situation… room.
“You know what I need? A house with a 35-seat situation room.” Wait, no. That is not something I have ever said. Or thought. Then…
The One-Armed Bandit’s Private Practice Range
Basement Bowling alley? Seen it. Private club with huge dance floor? Seen it. Giant pool with waterfall? Seen it. Private shooting range? Now that is…