Seeing Double
Nothing particularly noteworthy about this picture… …but that didn’t stop the agent from shooting a second photo almost exactly like it, and including both of…
bad photos
Step Away From the Scanner
It’s hard to figure out exactly what happened here, but I’m pretty sure what we’re looking at are physical photo prints that were digitally scanned…
“Pictures Coming Soon!”
Wow. Just wow. A photo of some text on a computer monitor. And weeks after the listing went live… still no actual pictures. Seems to…
Now that’s what I call marketing
The listing photos for this home are just inexplicable. That one is the primary listing photo. How about we check out the view? Surely you…
Fuzzy Does It
You’d think if you’re selling a nearly $8M home you could afford a decent photographer. But maybe not. OK, it’s just that they didn’t know…
SideGrave
I can’t really put it any better than the reader who submitted it: Looks like a grave site? And why is it sideways?? No idea.
100% Legit Worth $1.2 Million
That is a top quality photo right there. Definitely appropriate for a $1.2 million listing. Maybe it was just the lighting. Let’s give them another…
Clicking Through Photos is So Last Decade
Forget photo slideshows. Cross-faded borderless collages are where it’s at. It’s the real estate wave of the future.
“Reduced For Quick Sale!!” – $22M
Reduced for quick sale, Owner is packed and ready to go!! Just a thought but maybe you should consider taking some decent photos before packing…
Stop Staring at My Secret Art
Why even take a photo of a room that’s basically all art if you’re going to go through and blur out all the art? For…
“Search or enter an address”
With a primary photo like that it’s hard to imagine why this home hasn’t sold after 100 days on the market in one of the…
Detroit’s Most Expensive Listing
Yup, that’s the primary photo for this “Completely restored Victorian Mansion in prime Mid-Town” Detroit, listed at $2.5 million. The really odd thing is that…
Microbutler
Honey, I shrunk the listings butler! Wow, these are some pretty bad photos. What kind of agent lists a $2.2 million house with photos this…
Pixel Power
Okay so the list price on this… place in Jacksonville is under $20,000, so I wouldn’t expect much. However, I do sort of expect that…
Slip Slidin’ Away: Part 3
You can tell that it’s actually the house that’s tilted, not the camera, because otherwise why would the agent have such a hard time holding…
Dark and Disheveled
Wow. This dark hallway really gives me a lot of useful information about this $275,000 Pennsylvania listing. Um… Okay, what happened here? Oh did I…