White, White, and More White
Wow that is a lot of white. I wonder if they provide complimentary ski goggles for visitors. This is also the third appearance of the…
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(Don’t) Tear Down This Wall
I happened upon this one while I was browsing expensive listings in Southern California a few months back. Yes, those are two authentic segments of…
Nice Catch
Dude, nice catch.
Staring Contest
So… is the judgmental old man included in the $585,000 listing price? Because I’m gonna need somebody to make sure all the kids keep off…
The Blue Room
I’m sure nothing but wholesome activities go on in this room. And clearly everyone in here will be watching the movie. That’s why the seating…
Dragon Cow Demands You Buy This Home
Apparently it’s “Art Week” here on Looney Listing. In contrast to Monday’s home, this home’s art is a well-matched set. The only piece in the…
Bow-Chicka-Wow-Wow
Mirror above the bed? Check. Mirror at the head of the bed? Check. ’70s furniture and extensive wood paneling? Check. Video camera? Check. Tripod? Check….
Watt the Heck
Wow, giant metal Christmas trees right across the street… Sweet. I guess. So, um… why are there giant metal Christmas trees across the street? For…
Picture in Picture
At first I thought that maybe the listing agent had pulled a 20-year-old camera out of their attic and the lens was covered in mold…
Golly, Ain’t That Swell
Okay, I have no idea why these two are sporting such such smug grins as they offer up their strange, colorless… um… foods? But the…
Breathtakingly Gape
You really have to try hard to take a picture that terrible these days. Bonus points for the finger in the frame. At least I…
Archers Not Included
Okay, this one is actually pretty cool. Who wouldn’t want a giant guard tower looming large over their front door? From the photos it looks…
What the Foot
There are plenty of places in this 14,000 square foot home to sit and enjoy looking through the large windows out at your manicured three…
Mirror, Mirror (Mirror Mirror Mirror)
Because who doesn’t want to look at themselves from ten different angles while they pee? …or wash their hands: …or take a shower:
What Does This Mean?!?
It’s so bright, so vivid! So intense.
The View From the Gutter
Just in case you were wondering what your future coin-op laundromat would look like after you get robbed of all your quarters, beat up, and…