Start Strong, Finish Strong
Asking price: Five million dollars. Total number of photos: 61—most of which are at least halfway decent. And yet, the listing agent chose to lead…
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Where the Sidewalk Ends
Once in a while you come across a home listing photo that’s almost… artistic. Then you look at the rest of the pictures in the…
Important Information
Because just putting the address into the “address” field in the MLS isn’t good enough. Need photographic evidence that this really truly is the home’s…
Marvel at My Melons
I was having a difficult time figuring out what the heck I was looking at in these photos until I read the listing description: Lots…
“This is the one!”
I love that there are 20 photos of this… place. It’s also great that the listing agent apparently has a sense of humor: Want a…
You like trains, right?
Nothing like a photograph of the train that whooshes by ten feet from your backyard to sell your home. This whole photo set is full…
Interesting Lawn-Mowing Challenge
Where does the lawn end and the home begin? I wonder if they make lawn mowers that can flip up 90 degrees and mow the…
Home Sweet Shed
You’re looking at the primary photo for this listing in Maryland on the Delmarva Peninsula. I also really like the unreadable watermark that somebody squirted…
New Roof. No Really.
From the listing description: LARGE HOME ON A BIG LOT IN NEED OF REHAB…BRAND NEW ROOF… And just in case you don’t believe them about…
Mini-Me
Haven’t you always wanted to own a nine-million-dollar penthouse where you could walk down to the lobby and admire a miniature model of the very…
The wheels on the house go round and round…
This one also sold back in December, but since I’ve never seen a whole house built on wheels before, I had to share it. Seriously,…
Do not attempt to adjust the picture.
You’re looking at the only two photos for this 1.37 million-dollar waterfront listing in Long Beach, California. From the listing description: This is a truly…
Be the King of Rural Washington
Who wants a castle? In remote, rural Washington State. I mean it is pretty cool. But $1.4 million? Oh, there’s is a pool table? SOLD….
We’ve Got Our Eyes On You
Nothing says “welcome to your new home” like three pairs of glowing animal eyes staring right at the camera in the primary listing photo.
Knocked Up
All of the rest of the photos on this listing are perfectly normal, but for some reason they chose this odd closeup of the door…
Earning the Commission
You’re looking at the full-sized, one and only photo for a 50 million dollar listing. If this sells, the listing agent stands to “earn” $1.5…