Golly, Ain’t That Swell
Okay, I have no idea why these two are sporting such such smug grins as they offer up their strange, colorless… um… foods? But the…
interior
Full of What
This listing is just chock-full of what. From the seemingly oblivious tenant using his tools to work on… um… wait, what is he working on…
Disco Bombshell Bedroom
Someone went to a lot of effort to give each of the rooms in this house a totally different theme. In case you couldn’t read…
Total Taxidermy Takeover
Whoa that is a lot of dead animals. I count eight in this photo alone. Gotta love the antler chandelier. And who wouldn’t love to…
Ceiling Pride
Somebody is really proud of their ceilings. Oh yeah, and also their floors. But mostly their ceilings.
Ghost Agent in the Bathroom
Wooooooooo! Spooky!
But can they be closed?
Because, you know… how else are buyers going to know that your dishwasher is capable of being opened? …or your microwave? …or your ovens? Of…
Wanton Wallpaper Winner
The listing description declares this home to be A rare opportunity in North Everett. It is rare indeed to find so many different wallpapers and…
“A quiet street in a friendly neighborhood…”
From the listing description… Located on a quiet street in a friendly neighborhood. So, pretty much exactly the way that every horror movie begins. Great……
I Feel Cleaner Already
What a bathroom. But wait, there’s more! Wouldn’t you love to prepare your next dinner… here? Or lying down for a refreshing night’s sleep… here?…
What the Foot
There are plenty of places in this 14,000 square foot home to sit and enjoy looking through the large windows out at your manicured three…
The (Almost) Invisible Man
I’ve been looking at this photo for quite a while and I still can’t for the life of me figure out what the heck that…
Mirror, Mirror (Mirror Mirror Mirror)
Because who doesn’t want to look at themselves from ten different angles while they pee? …or wash their hands: …or take a shower:
Who Doesn’t Love a Good Organ Party
Message: Buy this home and you too could be having just as much fun as these people are. Just look at this hopping party. According…
Ooo Baby Baby
Um… okay… perhaps they just really felt that they needed to justify the previous photo, which shows a baby’s room with two cribs: Or maybe…
Sit Atop the Sunset
Enjoy the evenings sitting in the comfort of your living room atop your sunset-simulating carpet, wishing you had a picture of a fireplace to hang…