Tall, Skinny, Supermodel Chicago House
Submission, commentary, and photo selection by submitter Emerald63. Thanks! Hope you like long, narrow spaces. And stairs. And… shoes. Appropriate, since this little beauty has…
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Buy Your Own Not-So-Private Club
From the listing description: Space is currently home to a private members only club with full kitchen, 2 bathrooms, storage and several meeting rooms. Well…
Creepy Babyface Sells You a Home
If you flip through the photos for this listing too fast, you would probably miss it. I know I did, until I read the text…
A House Under There Somewhere
Whoa. Sensory overload. I… um… what. I think that’s the kitchen? Not really sure how you prepare food when nearly every surface is covered with…
No Pattern to the Patterns
From submitter Emerald63: Can’t get enough loudly patterned floors, walls, and even ceilings, not to mention built-ins? Well come on in! I like how every…
Gotta Spend Your Money Somehow
Asking price: $14.5 million. Looks like they raided the dumpster behind a modern art studio and just glued everything they found to the stairs. Okay…
Little Photoshop of Horrors
A little tasteful HDR can make for some good-looking listing photos. Unfortunately, the HDR applied to the photos of this listing is neither “a little”…
Think Pink, Dream Pink, BE PINK
pink cabinets: check pink rug: check pink pillows: check pink microwave: check pink teapot: check pink toaster: check pink ladle: check pink sink: check pink…
Make Your Home in a Dome
I’m a sucker for a geodesic dome home. Put it on a little river and you’ve got a double-win. From the listing agent’s description: A…
Own Your Own Storybook Kingdom
From Emerald63, who found this gem: This fantasy B&B is about more than decor – look at all the built-in details. There are castle, pirate…
Seattle Yikes: The Sequel
740 square feet. Sold last month for $125,000 in Seattle, Washington. 100% covered in garbage. I like how the box from the microwave in the…
Opie, I don’t think we’re in Mayberry anymore…
Headline and commentary by submitter Emerald63. Thanks! Want to buy Ron Howard’s house? Just $27.5 million dollars… Here’s some more color from CNN: The Howards…
Surrounded by Statuary
Every day can be a party when you fill your home with statues. I mean like every room. Everywhere. There’s no such thing as “too…
Dizzy by Design
Whoa. It’s like a few of the rooms in this house were designed to induce maximum dizziness. I would most likely fall down those stairs…
Leopard Bedroom is Leopard
Wow. I guess somebody really likes leopards. This one kind of looks like it might just be from a personal photo shoot of one of…
Naughty Mickey Mouse
Um. I don’t think that’s an authorized usage of Disney intellectual property. I kinda suspect that isn’t, either, but at least Bert doesn’t seem to…