Keepin’ it Classy in Miami
I guess when you can afford a $16.5 million condo, you don’t have to care what anyone thinks of you or your taste in “art.”…
Miami
“Florida Condo” Is a Design Style
This site could probably feature nothing but Florida condos and I’d never run out of content. Is there something in the air or water down…
Everything Under the Dome (Except Stairs)
According to the Zillow Blog, this home has “a maze of ramps” instead of stairs inside. Also inside, this: Not into modern art? No problem,…
A Nice Relaxing Soak In Th—HOLY CRAP WHAT IS THAT
Um. Okay. So, it appears to be a bloodied, possibly severed head lying on a beach. Not exactly the “art” piece I would have chosen…
A Monument to Pop Culture
This home’s current owner is “Hip-hop star Pharrell Williams.” Not sure if the point here is really to sell the home, or just to show…
Living Room Motivational Material?
Not exactly what I would have chosen if I were going to decorate my living room with six foot tall paintings, but to each his…
Fill In The (Many) Blanks
You’re going to have to use your imagination on this one, since this is the only photo that the listing agent felt like including. The…
Blue his house, with a blue little window…
Yo, listen up here’s a story About a little guy That lives in a blue world And all day and all night And everything he…
New Roof. No Really.
From the listing description: LARGE HOME ON A BIG LOT IN NEED OF REHAB…BRAND NEW ROOF… And just in case you don’t believe them about…