“Blackberry Castle exceeds all expectations”
Just 22 minutes from downtown Portland, this $7.2 million manse has pretty much everything… Outside, it’s all castle. Inside… …it’s also castle. Except when it’s…
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Plenty Here to Keep Your Interest
“Quirky But Cool” might be the best way to describe this home, nestled into a verdant hillside. Inside there is an endless supply of non-traditional…
Sometimes it’s better to skip the Big Picture
For all intents and purposes, this house seems great. The front porch is fairly attractive. The back porch is even better. The open plan living…
Put a Blur On It
That’s the primary listing photo for this Portland home. These are the only other two photos on the listing. The listing agent stands to “earn”…
Micro House on a Mega Lot
This might be the Northwest’s most expensive home, on a dollars per square foot basis. Just 702 square feet, with a list price of $875,000….
Baby Raccoons & MEGA Mountains… But Where’s the House?
Sixteen photos of this $2.5 million listing, only one of which contains even a glimpse of the house itself. Instead, you get baby raccoons. Oh…
“Railway Resort” is Apparently a Thing (An Amazing Thing)
The still photos on this listing are amazing, but they really don’t do this property justice. Thankfully, the listing agent had a video made. It…
Far-Out House
Groovy toilet, man. Groovy.
The Secret Penthouse
The photos themselves are quite nice, but with an asking price of two million dollars, wouldn’t you want to show potential buyers… you know… the…
The Brown Beneath Her Feet
You like brown, right? Right?!? No? How about yellow flowers? Sheesh, you are impossible to please.
What the HDR: The Sequel
Apparently it’s “Out of Place HDR” week here on Looney Listing! Nothing like a splash of TOTALLY REALISTIC color to sell your triple-wide in Middle…
I Feel Cleaner Already
What a bathroom. But wait, there’s more! Wouldn’t you love to prepare your next dinner… here? Or lying down for a refreshing night’s sleep… here?…
Beware of Squirrel
So… does the busy-tailed rodent come with the house, or do I have to pay extra? Other apparently really important features of this home include:…