HDR: High-Definition Rathole
Nothing says “welcome home” quite like HDR mold, rot, and CAUTION tape. I love how they cranked up the HDR so high that the dead…
saturation
So Hi-Def It Hurts
Well, this is one way to grab a buyer’s attention. Yowza! And in case it didn’t quite do the trick, you can always show an…
Little Photoshop of Horrors
A little tasteful HDR can make for some good-looking listing photos. Unfortunately, the HDR applied to the photos of this listing is neither “a little”…
We get it. You like your cars.
Gee, I wonder what this seller’s prized possessions are? The listing agent had an allotment of 30 photos to showcase this 11,500 square foot home….
A Glowing “Statement of Authority”
This is what I imagine a $3.3 million home would look like if a nuclear weapon had just been detonated ten or twenty miles behind…
LSD: Listing Saturation Distortion
This home’s previous primary listing photo was apparently attempting to convey what the home would look like to a prospective buyer who was totally tripping…
Please Step Away from the Photoshop
There’s nothing quite like cranking the saturation up to eleven to tell a prospective buyer “welcome to your new home.” Or maybe that’s really what…