San Francisco’s Most Expensive Listing is a Replica of Marie Antoinette’s Private Getaway
With an asking price of 18 million dollars, you’d expect to be impressed—even in San Francisco, where a mediocre 1,100 square-foot row house goes for…
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Micro House on a Mega Lot
This might be the Northwest’s most expensive home, on a dollars per square foot basis. Just 702 square feet, with a list price of $875,000….
And Behind This Door…
I… um… … What? Most of the rest of this place is pretty normal. I mean, “normal” for a $7.4 million South Florida penthouse condo,…
A Bit More Expensive Than Peanuts and Cracker Jack
Wait… what’s being sold here, a house or a $779,000 olde tyme baseball field? Wow that super blown-out historic photo really adds to the listing….
Crazy Connecticut Castle Crushes Competition
I’ve seen a good number of modern US homes made to look like castles, but this Connecticut listing takes the cake. Like, it’s not even…
Behold This $2M Kitchen
Behold the two million dollar kitchen. Two million dollar weeds. And the two million dollar living room, with the two million dollar floor. Listing claims…
Live in a Desert Museum for $8M
Submission & commentary by Emerald63. Thanks! The exterior looks like a museum. The interior is a whole, heaping helping of “Holy Cow!!!” Including an obscene…
Metal Penguin Just Wants a Hug
Lots of interesting sculpture in this one. Starting with the yard full of metal animals… …continuing on the deck with the arms-up ladies. Another arms-up…
The Listings Butler’s Spanish Cousin
The listings butler strikes again! Er, well, his Spanish cousin does, anyway. What I don’t get about this listing is how the same listing can…
Seller Ran Out of Green For This Green Home
From the listing description: Serious inquiries only please. Partially blt eco-home. Website SylvanEcoHouse.com. 1 1/2 story home, three BD’s, 2.1 BA’s. 1944 sf. Needs completion….
Appreciate the Amorous Art
The seller of this $1.8 million Vegas condo certainly likes “art.” And naked ladies. With or without heads, apparently. So, um… Yeah. So much “art”…
Someday I’ll Figure Out How To Desaturate Plants, And I Will Win
You like color? Look outside. Or stare at your plants. That’s it. Those are your only two choices here. Bedroom? Desaturated. Bathroom? Desaturated. Oh, one…
Let’s Play Find the Furniture!
Can you find the furniture? This elusive species has evolved to blend in with its habitat. Note how well each of the individual pieces disguises…
Behold the $4M Live-In Car Showroom
The listing does’t say, but I’m pretty sure all those sweet cars are not included in the $4M list price for this “home.” What’s that…
A Reason to Move to Cleveland
From the listing description: This historic, Ambler Cleveland Heights mansion, with unbelievable architectural beauty and natural, detailed woodwork, was used for the filming of Captain…
All Kinds of Incredible
This house is incredible. I’m just not sure that it’s all the good kind of incredible. Is that furniture in the home theatre… glowing? Classy!…