Fire-Breathing Listing
Rawr. It’s all in the details. Behold! This home has a ceiling! I have to know though: Do all the rad portrait paintings and the…
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“Somewhere Over the Rainbow”
From the submitter: As the listing states, it’s a rare opportunity to enjoy this pot of gold at the end of the rainbow! :) I…
Under Construction. No, Really.
Hmm this photograph does not quite match the listing description: The front porch has a large stone arch giving the house a warm, inviting feel…
Where Every Day is Laundry Day
This listing is for a 680 square foot, single-bedroom condo in what looks like a relatively small building. I guess when you’ve only got 680…
“Be careful! Unlivable now.”
If you thought you were going to get any photos of this 672 square foot, 2 bedroom, 1 bathroom house offered for sale near Dallas…
Unique Retreat Atop a “Volcano”
What a location. What a house. This unique remote California desert home has been off and on the market five or six times since 2002….
And on your right, more photos of not the home for sale.
Above: The primary listing photo for this $550,000 Philadelphia townhouse. That’s a nice picture and all, but where’s the actual home for sale? Nope, not…
Step Away From the Scanner
It’s hard to figure out exactly what happened here, but I’m pretty sure what we’re looking at are physical photo prints that were digitally scanned…
Dive Into This Glass and Steel Denver Mansion
That’s certainly an interesting piece of sculpture, and it appears a lot in this photo set. It seems odd that the listing photos would focus…
Bro do you even loft?
Cool art, bro. Dig that all-black kitchen with the metal buck bust. I’m not sure if the bedroom is really that red. Might just be…
“Wildly creative” is one way to put it.
So much going on with this home. The foot shot is just the trip tip of the iceberg. The listing agent does a pretty good…
“The largest home ever listed in Albuqerque! [sic]”
When the nicest thing you can say about your listing is that it’s “The largest home ever listed in Albuqerque!” and you can’t even spell…
“The Best Part of Detroit”
Oh yeah, I will definitely be going down that hallway. NOT. Here’s the entire listing description: AWESOME HOME IN THE BEST PART OF DETROIT I…
Something Something Politics
Seems like with all the negative press around the “rebel flag” these days, you might not want to feature it prominently in the listing photos…
Island Living On The Cheap
This condo in Honolulu, Hawaii is just $28,000! According to the listing, it’s in a “great location.” Just one problem… Spacious storage room in great…
“Pictures Coming Soon!”
Wow. Just wow. A photo of some text on a computer monitor. And weeks after the listing went live… still no actual pictures. Seems to…