Sexy Sinister Sculpture Sneak Attack
Imagine that you’re flipping through a perfectly normal set of quality, professional listing photos when—BAM! All of a sudden you’re staring at a glass nude…
Articles by Marty E.
Dragon Cow Demands You Buy This Home
Apparently it’s “Art Week” here on Looney Listing. In contrast to Monday’s home, this home’s art is a well-matched set. The only piece in the…
Art, Art, and More Random Art
This is probably one of the most eclectic collections of art I’ve seen in a single listing. We’ve got the weird smiling skull, then just…
Bow-Chicka-Wow-Wow
Mirror above the bed? Check. Mirror at the head of the bed? Check. ’70s furniture and extensive wood paneling? Check. Video camera? Check. Tripod? Check….
Watt the Heck
Wow, giant metal Christmas trees right across the street… Sweet. I guess. So, um… why are there giant metal Christmas trees across the street? For…
Just Like a Day at the Beach
Because sometimes you just want to go into your bathroom to sit down and relax, and what better place than right between the toilet and…
Work It
So… if I buy this house I can work out every day with a bunch of fit, young women? Is that the message here? Yup,…
Picture in Picture
At first I thought that maybe the listing agent had pulled a 20-year-old camera out of their attic and the lens was covered in mold…
Money Can’t Buy Taste…
…but it sure can get you some sweet toys. You don’t know the power of the… um… game room. Only problem is… it doesn’t go…
Mad Rendering Skillz
That is some seriously impressive computer rendering power, right there. Looking at this picture, it’s like I’m really there, standing on the deck of my…
Ahhhhh! Bat!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Golly, Ain’t That Swell
Okay, I have no idea why these two are sporting such such smug grins as they offer up their strange, colorless… um… foods? But the…
Full of What
This listing is just chock-full of what. From the seemingly oblivious tenant using his tools to work on… um… wait, what is he working on…
Disco Bombshell Bedroom
Someone went to a lot of effort to give each of the rooms in this house a totally different theme. In case you couldn’t read…
Total Taxidermy Takeover
Whoa that is a lot of dead animals. I count eight in this photo alone. Gotta love the antler chandelier. And who wouldn’t love to…
Ceiling Pride
Somebody is really proud of their ceilings. Oh yeah, and also their floors. But mostly their ceilings.