Look at My Ocean. LOOK AT IT!
Submission and commentary by Emerald63. Thanks! You better like ocean views, because that’s almost all you’re gonna see in this $28M listing. Twenty-six pics with…
Odd Choice
For Chicken Lovers ONLY
Setting aside the chicken obsession, the quality of the photos in this particular set is actually quite nice. The listing description is pretty funny though:…
Sticker-Faced Yoga Zombies
From submitter Spencer P.: Circle the wagons! The sticker-faced yoga zombies are back! The listing description claims there are “32-acres of picturesque pastures, woods and…
$15M Ranch: Dog on Pickup Not Included
Yours for just 15 million dollars. Okay so I doubt the dog comes with the property. Probably not the truck or the horse, either. You…
A Very Expensive Maserati
You’re looking at the first two photos for this San Antonio listing. The listing agent’s description doesn’t mention anything about a $65,000 Maserati Ghibli being…
These Kids Like… Giant Mushroom?
Wow. Interesting choice. I guess when the actual home is currently just dirt, you get creative.
Old Boys’ Clubhouse
So… am I buying a home here, or a grainy photo of some old dudes? Oh look, somebody signed a thing! Totally important to the…
The Incredible Shapeshifting Home
This home is having a serious identity crisis. Or it’s the star of the next upcoming Transformers movie. But I thought that was going to…
Vroom Vroom
So… do the fancy cars come with the home? I think probably not, despite the fact that the photo above is the primary photo on…
Behold My Golf… Brushes?
This home is a golf course condo, so of course they needed to feature a photograph of the owner’s… brushes and hat? …and some poorly-lit…
The Future is Hazy
Wow. This is the primary photo for this $360,000 “LOVELY NEW CONSTRUCTION TO BE BUILT.” The amusing part is that the second photo is at…
Mega Marilyn Monroe
It’s very important to know where the nearest giant Marilyn Monroe mural is when I’m considering buying a house. And what if I need to…
$3.68 Million Graffiti
$3.68 million. That’s one valuable graffiti seahorse. Okay so it’s an entire 5-story building in downtown Seattle. Still, what’s with these photos? Okay that art…
Kids and Dogs Not Included
Okay, it’s adorable when your kids want to play dress-up, but is that really something that you should be including in the marketing photos when…
THIS IS NOT A HOUSE
From the virtual tour: THIS IS NOT A HOUSE… It is an Experience. It is a Chipmunk. It is an Owl. It is a Hummingbird….
More Mad Rendering Skillz
Words fail me. Nope, does’t look any better when you take a few steps back. Also you just drowned in the lake. Game over.