You Can’t See Me!
Hi there stranger! Come buy my house! Okay, let’s go inside now! I’m just going to steal this guitar… Okay bye! You can’t see me!
Odd Choice
“Do what you want when you want it.”
You’re looking at the one and only listing photo on a $1.8 million FSBO listing on SW Florida’s Sanibel Island. Based on Google Street View,…
Stop Staring at My Secret Art
Why even take a photo of a room that’s basically all art if you’re going to go through and blur out all the art? For…
“The horse is loyal”
This one’s not currently listed for sale, but it was when Spencer submitted it last month. With a for-sale-by-owner list price of $75 million. I…
Look at My Luxury. Loooook At It!
My luxury stove. Look at it. My luxury wall. Look at it. My luxury hand. Make peace with it. My luxury movie room. Behold it…
One of these homes is not for sale.
No idea what’s with the random turtle shot in the middle of this £2.75 ($4.36) million listing. This UK manse was apparently owned by British…
Everything about this home is definitely one hundred percent real.
Nothing odd going on here. Just a totally real family in front of their totally real home. With totally real cars parked in back. And…
I Have Prime Swampland to Sell You
This $16.8 million listing is allegedly for a 4-bed, 3.5-bath 3,941 square foot home. The listing contains thirty-two photos. Exactly two of those photos show…
Lions and More Lions and… More Lions (Oh My)
The sellers of this $3.5 million South Florida pad are really proud of their lion fountains. I mean really proud. Just look at them. Gaze…
Good Day Sir, Have you Come to View My Secret Condo?
You’re looking at the primary photo for this cheap Dallas condo. I’m not sure if the condo is hiding in the bush behind the dapper…
A Bit More Expensive Than Peanuts and Cracker Jack
Wait… what’s being sold here, a house or a $779,000 olde tyme baseball field? Wow that super blown-out historic photo really adds to the listing….
Baby Raccoons & MEGA Mountains… But Where’s the House?
Sixteen photos of this $2.5 million listing, only one of which contains even a glimpse of the house itself. Instead, you get baby raccoons. Oh…
Sweet RV, Bro
This listing is just for the land. So why do so many of the photos feature the mid ’80s-era Champion RV? $85,000 seems a bit…
Listing Agent Used Arti-Stick License
I guess watching somebody walk their dog past your home is pretty exciting when you’re a stick figure. Most of the rest of the photo…
Million-Dollar Mailbox
You’re looking at the primary listing photo for this nearly-million-dollar near-the-beach house in Encinitas, CA. Here’s the second photo: The photos are almost as good…
Have a Drink With the Cap’n
Personally, I probably would have gone all-in and just led off the entire photo set with the Cap’n, but instead, the listing agent decided to…