Forgot to Flush
From the listing description: You will need to restore utilities and update mechanicals before moving in. …and flush the toilet. Whoa that is some seriously…
Total Disaster
“Must access thru hole in bsmt wall”
Straight from the listing agent’s description: Must access thru adjacent unit 712, then thru hole in bsmt wall. Um. What. There is a front door……
Office-Living-Workout Room
Nine of the eleven photos of this home are of the exterior or the view. Which sort of makes sense, given that the home sits…
Everything In Its Place
Realtor: “Okay, if we’re going to sell this house, I’m going to need you to clean it up.” Seller: “Umm…” Realtor: “Well how about this….
Own Your Own Roach Motel
Not only could the listing agent not be bothered to sweep up the dead roaches, but they took a photograph that appears to be primarily…
You Can Do It, We Can Help
That’s a lot of orange Home Depot buckets. Unfortunately, it looks like they couldn’t do it, even with Home Depot’s help. Seriously… Yikes. Are those…
What What Nope
What. What. Nope.
“This is the one!”
I love that there are 20 photos of this… place. It’s also great that the listing agent apparently has a sense of humor: Want a…
Truth in Advertising
Sure, there’s something to be said for truth in advertising… …but at some point it starts to feel like you’re just rubbing it in. I…
Yikes.
Sold in January for $367,000. Seattle Washington, ladies and gentlemen. It’s like a grisly freeway wreck. I want to look away, but I just can’t….
Out of Place HDR, Part III
To wrap up our impromptu “Out of Place HDR” week on Looney Listing, let’s behold this gem, also in Seattle, with an asking price of…
Everything Looks Better In HDR
Massively cluttered basement? No problem! Just shoot that thing in over-saturated HDR! Then everyone will be so overwhelmed by the hyper-reality of your next-generation photography…
Fire Sale
Flipping through the photos on this listing might give you the impression that you’ll be buying a spacious, if somewhat tacky (check out all the…
Full of What
This listing is just chock-full of what. From the seemingly oblivious tenant using his tools to work on… um… wait, what is he working on…
I Feel Cleaner Already
What a bathroom. But wait, there’s more! Wouldn’t you love to prepare your next dinner… here? Or lying down for a refreshing night’s sleep… here?…
Not quite what I’d Imagine for Tiara Street in North Hollywood
This is what those in the industry call truth in advertising. Of course, even when you’re baring all, you can still leave some details to…