This Home Rocks
Okay that is an amazing setting. And “only” $1.3 million! Yup, I’d take that. Except… …what’s with the totally uninspiring interior?
CA
Sweet RV, Bro
This listing is just for the land. So why do so many of the photos feature the mid ’80s-era Champion RV? $85,000 seems a bit…
Conveniently-Priced Disaster
Fancy. Gee, what kind of house would need to be gutted completely like that? Maybe a drug house? The price? $420k.
Gaze Upon the Glass and the Glow
So many odd design and decor choices in this home. From the all-glass entry… …to the unnaturally glowing exterior. Inside: more glowing. I’m not even…
Lloyd Wright Gets the Modern Treatment
Not many homes have their own Wikipedia page, but the John Sowden House does. From said Wikipedia page: Built by Lloyd Wright, the house is…
Beach Condo Decornucopia
Lots of odd decor and furnishing choices in this $5 million Santa Monica condo found by Emerald63. You’ve got the camouflage beds… Weird rocking chairs,…
“Front yrd is a damn orchard.”
The listing description: Charming Craftsman Bungalow w/ a brand new 2story foundation w/ permits. Updated Electrical. Master Bedrm w/ New Bath & walk-in Clst. Garage…
Listing Agent Used Arti-Stick License
I guess watching somebody walk their dog past your home is pretty exciting when you’re a stick figure. Most of the rest of the photo…
For The Car-Lover With $6M to Spend
I have to say, a living room and a car showroom are not two rooms that I’ve ever thought to myself: “It would really be…
Million-Dollar Mailbox
You’re looking at the primary listing photo for this nearly-million-dollar near-the-beach house in Encinitas, CA. Here’s the second photo: The photos are almost as good…
Have a Drink With the Cap’n
Personally, I probably would have gone all-in and just led off the entire photo set with the Cap’n, but instead, the listing agent decided to…
Elvis Has Left the Honeymoon Suite! Mostly…
Submission, title, & commentary by Emerald63. Thanks! Yup, this is where he and Priscilla spent their honeymoon in ’66 and it’s still chock full of…
Complete Your Dracula Collection With This $4M Flip
Itching to grab a complete Dracula collection? This swanky LA pad was once owned by Count Dracula himself. Of course I’m referring to Bela Lugosi,…
Look at My Ocean. LOOK AT IT!
Submission and commentary by Emerald63. Thanks! You better like ocean views, because that’s almost all you’re gonna see in this $28M listing. Twenty-six pics with…
Imagine Half Of A Baby Elephant…
Well, no need to imagine anymore, I guess! I’ve definitely never seen a table quite like that. There’s probably a reason for that. O-kay. Wow,…
Agent Gave This Listing a Hand
Best I can tell, these are photos of someone’s computer screen. The clicking hand computer pointer is sort of a giveaway. Very low quality photos….