Radioactive Furnishings Not Included
Nothing like a living room furnished with radioactive decor to give your home a healthy, pleasing glow. And a glowing, radioactive bedroom. And some glowing,…
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Men are from Mars…
I’m assuming that this photograph features the kids’ room, but you really can’t be sure. Maybe the owners just have some kind of alien fetish?…
The Gaze
Stared down by a dead moose in the primary photo. I guess that’s one way to sell a home. Gotta love that giant head over…
Suddenly: Surprise Swordfish!
You know how sometimes, you’re flipping through the photos of a listing, checking out the living room, kitchen, and bedrooms… Everything is normal enough, but…
Hangar Time
“Hey, maybe if we plaster all the walls with framed posters and photographs, nobody will notice that we’re trying to pass an airplane hangar off…
Knocked Up
All of the rest of the photos on this listing are perfectly normal, but for some reason they chose this odd closeup of the door…
Earning the Commission
You’re looking at the full-sized, one and only photo for a 50 million dollar listing. If this sells, the listing agent stands to “earn” $1.5…
Observe the Effects
I’m sure that the recreation that takes place in this room is limited to the enjoyment of strictly legal substances. Interesting that the very next…
May Have a Barking Problem
Keep your windows closed at night unless you want to be kept up by the barking. Not from the neighbor’s dog. From the neighbors. In…
Can Furniture Be Racist?
I didn’t know it was possible for furniture to be racist, but… well…
A Minor Pest Problem
Um… Don’t look now, but… um… you seem to have a giant spider on your front lawn.
“This one is a winner”
From the listing description: World Champion Giants home right down the street! This one is a winner Winning!
Rotating is Hard
How does this even happen? You really have to try to screw the photos up this bad. I also quite enjoyed the original list price:…
Packing in the Pachyderms
Whoa. Wait. What? This home comes with its own herd of elephants? Tell me more. Okay, so despite the above action shot being the primary…
Enter… IF YOU DARE
Nothing like a pair of golden lions guarding the front door to say: “Welcome, visitors! Here’s hoping you don’t meet a gruesome fate inside these…
Behold My Sweet Ride
I’ve always wanted a display case for my car. So my friends can lounge about in my… um… lobby(?) and behold my sweet ride. I’ve…