Detroit’s Second-Most Expensive Listing
At $1.2 million dollars, this home appears to be the only other listing in Detroit currently asking over a million dollars. In the real estate…
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The Rural Junkyard of Your Dreams
There is no indication in the listing description of whether or not the $220k asking price includes the rusting muscle cars. I bet you could…
Happy 40th
Surprise! for your 40th birthday, we decided to sell your house! Also: We got you this pink car!
Office-Living-Workout Room
Nine of the eleven photos of this home are of the exterior or the view. Which sort of makes sense, given that the home sits…
Everything In Its Place
Realtor: “Okay, if we’re going to sell this house, I’m going to need you to clean it up.” Seller: “Umm…” Realtor: “Well how about this….
Fill In The (Many) Blanks
You’re going to have to use your imagination on this one, since this is the only photo that the listing agent felt like including. The…
So Wrong
What. What. What. Oh and don’t bother cleaning up or anything. It’s not like you’re asking strangers to spend nearly half a million dollars on…
The Looming Shadow
You might expect a home with an asking price of $1.35 million to have nice photos. Ha ha ha. That was a good one. Not…
Truth in Advertising
Sure, there’s something to be said for truth in advertising… …but at some point it starts to feel like you’re just rubbing it in. I…
Out of Place HDR, Part III
To wrap up our impromptu “Out of Place HDR” week on Looney Listing, let’s behold this gem, also in Seattle, with an asking price of…
Everything Looks Better In HDR
Massively cluttered basement? No problem! Just shoot that thing in over-saturated HDR! Then everyone will be so overwhelmed by the hyper-reality of your next-generation photography…
Full of What
This listing is just chock-full of what. From the seemingly oblivious tenant using his tools to work on… um… wait, what is he working on…
I Feel Cleaner Already
What a bathroom. But wait, there’s more! Wouldn’t you love to prepare your next dinner… here? Or lying down for a refreshing night’s sleep… here?…
Don’t Mind Me
“Hey.” “Hey.” “Whatcha doin’ in my house?” “Just earning thousands of dollars in commission. Don’t worry, I’ll be out of here in about five minutes.”…