And on your right, more photos of not the home for sale.
Above: The primary listing photo for this $550,000 Philadelphia townhouse. That’s a nice picture and all, but where’s the actual home for sale? Nope, not…
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Hello. I am Horse.
You’re looking at the primary photo for this listing. And Horse is looking at you. Fully 25% of the photos for this listing are of…
“Florida Condo” Is a Design Style
This site could probably feature nothing but Florida condos and I’d never run out of content. Is there something in the air or water down…
“The horse is loyal”
This one’s not currently listed for sale, but it was when Spencer submitted it last month. With a for-sale-by-owner list price of $75 million. I…
Chapel of the Drowning Horses
Nothing like a simulated pair of drowning horses to get you in the worshipful mood. There’s a lot more than the chapel to this property……
At Home With My Horse Shrine
What is it about horses that seems to inspire these horse shrines? This is not the first horse shrine we’ve seen on Looney Listing. The…
Horse Lovers ONLY
Do you like to engage in staring contests with horses? Or ride your tractor around in circles in the dirt? Does this photo have some…
Because Dinner With Horse, That’s Why. So Shut Up.
Um. What. The listing describes a “magnificent 12 stall stable w/ every amenity.” I didn’t realize that dining with one’s horse was considered an “amenity.”…
Might Need a Bigger Fence
Odd choice… Normally listing agents don’t highlight the shortcomings of a property in the listing photos, but they are clearly showing us here that the…
Homebuying on Horseback
Hrm. Not sure what this is supposed to convey about the home for sale. But okay. Hey, maybe real horses aren’t your thing? How about…
Behold My Horse Room
“…and this [motions with hand] is our horse room.”
“True Venetian Elegance”
From the listing description: This building dates to 1890, formerly the Protection Hook and Ladder Company No. 3 prior to becoming the legendary Capital Saddlery….
It’s a Home! It’s a Menagerie! It’s Both!
For $25 million, every single one of the animals pictured in this listing had better come with the house. And also the entire fox hunting…
What Does This Mean?!?
It’s so bright, so vivid! So intense.