The cheapest waterfront “home” in Seattle comes with a few caveats…
As long as you don’t need a bathroom, or a kitchen, or parking, this tiny beach retreat in Seattle is perfect! From the description: Dream…
Seattle
It’s cute as a button…
…and about as small as one, too. It’s so small – “How small is it?” – you can’t even see it from the street. No,…
Orange you glad you live upstairs?
It’s a nice, unassuming little 1950s cottage… With a great playground just across the street… A nicely refinished living/dining room… And even a master bedroom…
HDR: High-Definition Rathole
Nothing says “welcome home” quite like HDR mold, rot, and CAUTION tape. I love how they cranked up the HDR so high that the dead…
Eat your heart out, Jimmy Choo
So the price tag is a bit over $250K. OK, it’s Seattle. I can deal with that. I mean, that’s a pretty good size building…
So Hi-Def It Hurts
Well, this is one way to grab a buyer’s attention. Yowza! And in case it didn’t quite do the trick, you can always show an…
What part of “Play nicely with the other houses” did you not understand?
Up close, this 2 year old home is slick, shiny, and oh-so chic… with modern lines and materials both inside… and outside. But there is…
“The Gayest House in Seattle”
This is described by the local “alternative” rag The Stranger as “the Gayest House in Seattle.” The shots of the flamingos on the TVs inside…
Doesn’t everyone have an effigy hanging in their family room?
We just really don’t like the guy, okay? What? The rest of the house is actually quite nice. Looks like a pretty sweet view. I…
Behold the Bold Boat
Submission and commentary by Emerald63. Thanks! Get ready to catch your eyeballs as they pop out! Redrum! Don’t like red so much? Not to worry……
There Is No Listing. Only Zuul!
Okay I for one think it would be awesome to have gargoyles on my front steps. Plus, the house they’re guarding is amazing: Yeah, I’m…
For Chicken Lovers ONLY
Setting aside the chicken obsession, the quality of the photos in this particular set is actually quite nice. The listing description is pretty funny though:…
Little Photoshop of Horrors
A little tasteful HDR can make for some good-looking listing photos. Unfortunately, the HDR applied to the photos of this listing is neither “a little”…
Seattle Yikes: The Sequel
740 square feet. Sold last month for $125,000 in Seattle, Washington. 100% covered in garbage. I like how the box from the microwave in the…
Mega Family Room
Typically when you’re trying to sell your home, it’s a good idea to take down your family photos. I guess when your family photo is…
$3.68 Million Graffiti
$3.68 million. That’s one valuable graffiti seahorse. Okay so it’s an entire 5-story building in downtown Seattle. Still, what’s with these photos? Okay that art…