You Could Technically Put in a Bed
I feel like calling this a “1 bedroom property” is a bit of a stretch. From the description: It is believed that Buckland Court Stables…
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It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time
Just $45 million (£30 million) for this super-tasteful London condo.
Clicking Through Photos is So Last Decade
Forget photo slideshows. Cross-faded borderless collages are where it’s at. It’s the real estate wave of the future.
What How Does This Even Happen
I… Um… What? Not even going to ask what those things hanging on the wall on the left are. The listing agent’s remark that this…
Apparently We Have Very Different Definitions of “Restoration.”
From the listing description: An exquisite Grade II Listed Victorian 7 bedroomed, 8 bathroomed old rectory, the subject of a complete roof down restoration in…
Enter the Vortex
The rest of the flat is fairly pedestrian, but whoa, that hallway. Why? Just why?
One of these homes is not for sale.
No idea what’s with the random turtle shot in the middle of this £2.75 ($4.36) million listing. This UK manse was apparently owned by British…
Make Your Own View
There’s nothing particularly remarkable about this ordinary £134,950 (about $215,000) 3-bedroom house in Leeds, which is apparently why the owners decided to create this lovely…
All Kinds of Incredible
This house is incredible. I’m just not sure that it’s all the good kind of incredible. Is that furniture in the home theatre… glowing? Classy!…
Bomb-Proof 150-Year-Old UK Gun Emplacement For Sale
You literally can’t get more waterfront than this—360 degrees of waterfront, located just 1 hour from London! From the listing description: Number 1, The Thames,…
Think Pink, Dream Pink, BE PINK
pink cabinets: check pink rug: check pink pillows: check pink microwave: check pink teapot: check pink toaster: check pink ladle: check pink sink: check pink…
Happy 40th
Surprise! for your 40th birthday, we decided to sell your house! Also: We got you this pink car!
Microhousing
The property would make an ideal investment purchase and may suit a first time buyer. Viewings are recommended. Size: 79.87 square feet. This is an…
Ouch. My Eyes.
This one was sent to me by a reader just last week, but has unfortunately since been pulled from the market. So if you were…
Because Sometimes You Just Want to Sit Down, Relax, and Watch Someone Else Take a Bath
What more is there to say about a combination sitting room / bathroom. Whoever owns this place certainly has… interesting tastes. It looks like a…
This Home Suits You
It seems as though one of this property’s many outbuildings is dedicated entirely to suit storage. And yet even that is not enough space, as…