Your Own Private Alhambra
From submitter Emerald63: Just imagine the theme parties! Indeed. At 9,500 square feet, this place is quite the personal palace. Sadly for you, it has…
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Tall, Skinny, Supermodel Chicago House
Submission, commentary, and photo selection by submitter Emerald63. Thanks! Hope you like long, narrow spaces. And stairs. And… shoes. Appropriate, since this little beauty has…
Buy Your Own Not-So-Private Club
From the listing description: Space is currently home to a private members only club with full kitchen, 2 bathrooms, storage and several meeting rooms. Well…
Creepy Babyface Sells You a Home
If you flip through the photos for this listing too fast, you would probably miss it. I know I did, until I read the text…
A House Under There Somewhere
Whoa. Sensory overload. I… um… what. I think that’s the kitchen? Not really sure how you prepare food when nearly every surface is covered with…
No Pattern to the Patterns
From submitter Emerald63: Can’t get enough loudly patterned floors, walls, and even ceilings, not to mention built-ins? Well come on in! I like how every…
Gotta Spend Your Money Somehow
Asking price: $14.5 million. Looks like they raided the dumpster behind a modern art studio and just glued everything they found to the stairs. Okay…
A Large Pest Problem
There appears to be an eight-foot-tall green spider bearing down on this home. Or maybe it just wants to go for a dip in the…
Little Photoshop of Horrors
A little tasteful HDR can make for some good-looking listing photos. Unfortunately, the HDR applied to the photos of this listing is neither “a little”…
Think Pink, Dream Pink, BE PINK
pink cabinets: check pink rug: check pink pillows: check pink microwave: check pink teapot: check pink toaster: check pink ladle: check pink sink: check pink…
$15M Ranch: Dog on Pickup Not Included
Yours for just 15 million dollars. Okay so I doubt the dog comes with the property. Probably not the truck or the horse, either. You…
A Very Expensive Maserati
You’re looking at the first two photos for this San Antonio listing. The listing agent’s description doesn’t mention anything about a $65,000 Maserati Ghibli being…
Make Your Home in a Dome
I’m a sucker for a geodesic dome home. Put it on a little river and you’ve got a double-win. From the listing agent’s description: A…
Own Your Own Storybook Kingdom
From Emerald63, who found this gem: This fantasy B&B is about more than decor – look at all the built-in details. There are castle, pirate…
Come Home to a Tree House Every Day
Submission and photo selection by submitter Emerald63. Thanks! Tree house living… Outside… Inside… Right down to the bathrooms! So cool. I love how the home…
My Condo Has a Screensaver
This home is not for the easily distracted. So many crazy lighting effects! Definitely not for the easily disoriented, either. LED walls. Because we can….