Kids and Dogs Not Included
Okay, it’s adorable when your kids want to play dress-up, but is that really something that you should be including in the marketing photos when…
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These Chairs Know How to Party
Nobody showed up to your party? No problem! You can the chairs can still have a good time. Apparently the seller of this home has…
Wayne’s Plane
Hey wait a minute, that’s not a house. What kind of home has its own airport?!? Wayne Newton’s house, it turns out. From an October…
Cliffhanger
This is another one of those listings that really more amazing than “looney.” I mean, they did overdo it on the HDR on a few…
This Home Suits You
It seems as though one of this property’s many outbuildings is dedicated entirely to suit storage. And yet even that is not enough space, as…
Previous Owners’ Final Wishes…
There’s not really anything too noteworthy about this run-down, 139-year-old house in Teddington, UK… Well, nothing except maybe this bit from the listing agent’s description:…
Who Torso’d My Bathroom?
Um… is that a mold of a pregnant lady’s torso on the bathroom counter? And why are there sheep standing on empty cable spools in…
A Glowing “Statement of Authority”
This is what I imagine a $3.3 million home would look like if a nuclear weapon had just been detonated ten or twenty miles behind…
“Well Thought-Out Open-Concept”
From the listing description: An absolute charmer in Rothesay’s finest waterfront community. This beautifully built recreational property has a perfect balance of style and practicality.The…
Home for a Basket Case
From the submitter: All I can say is that somebody likes baskets. No joke. Um… what else is there really to say? Looks like the…
A VERY “En Suite” Bathroom
This is the “Bedroom with en suite shower” described in the listing. Um… I’m pretty sure “en suite” means “attached to” not “they’re actually just…
“Must access thru hole in bsmt wall”
Straight from the listing agent’s description: Must access thru adjacent unit 712, then thru hole in bsmt wall. Um. What. There is a front door……
Gothic Command Center
On the surface, this appears to be your typical £3,250,000 11-bedroom Gothic manse. Inside, the historic theme is well-respected. Everything seems completely normal. Then you…
Behold the “Streamlined Bathroom”
“Streamlined bathroom with an integrated internal laundry” Um… Yeah. That’s a bit too “streamlined” for my tastes.
Pulp Elephant
I guess these sellers really enjoyed Pulp Fiction? ..or they just like painting things all over their walls, apparently. Guns! More guns! Okay skateboarding SpongeBob…
Mod Pod
Modern living: pods inside your house! This home has it all… Kitchen pod. Closet pod. Bedroom pod. Laundry room pod. Pod it up.