It’s All In The Details
That’s an… interesting floor. Okay let’s be clear here. This is a freakin’ mansion. With a list price over $6 million. The photo selection is…
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Slip Slidin’ Away: Part 3
You can tell that it’s actually the house that’s tilted, not the camera, because otherwise why would the agent have such a hard time holding…
Breasts & Baskets
Sure, okay. Why not? In addition to… that… The seller also appears to have somewhat of a basket fetish: So many baskets. I mean, not…
Paint and Tile ALL THE COLORS!
Um. Whoa. Where do you even get bathroom tile like that. I mean seriously. As the submitter commented to me: “these owners aren’t afraid of…
Zebra Zebra Zebra
Wow. That is a lot of zebra print. Plus: bonus bubble chair!
Beach Sounds Cassette Tape Not Included
This $1.2 million home is located in Port Orchard, which is just east of Seattle. Apparently it’s a location that doesn’t get quite enough sun…
When One Shrine Just Isn’t Enough
I don’t recognize the object of this home seller’s adoration. But wowzers do they ever adore him. Not one, but two full-on shrines, plus a…
Care For a Round of Virtua-Golf?
Who doesn’t want a whole room in their house dedicated to virtual golfing? Oh right. Pretty much everybody. I could go for a two-lane bowling…
Tirelessly Treading on Tigers
This seller really likes tiger rugs. Where do you even find tiger-patterned carpet? Tiger throw rugs in the kitchen… …in the living room… …and in…
Sign, Sign, Everyone Look at My Sign
The listing agent selling this disused church building is apparently enamored with this sign. Only 15 photos and three of them are progressively closer shots…
See-Through Concrete Box in the Desert
This see-through concrete box in the Arizona desert has been off and on the market for over five years. Number one reason it’s not selling?…
How About You Pay ME $15k & I Raze It?
List price: $15,000 The weird thing is that it doesn’t look that bad in the primary photo: This is one of those instances when maybe…
Dark and Disheveled
Wow. This dark hallway really gives me a lot of useful information about this $275,000 Pennsylvania listing. Um… Okay, what happened here? Oh did I…
I Have Prime Swampland to Sell You
This $16.8 million listing is allegedly for a 4-bed, 3.5-bath 3,941 square foot home. The listing contains thirty-two photos. Exactly two of those photos show…
Half an Acre, A Whole Lotta Crazy
There is so much one could say about this house, but let’s start with that sculpture above. Body of a lion, plus wings, plus the…
You Can Never Have Too Many Marble Columns
That is one seriously column-tacular living room. And the marble excess isn’t limited to the columns… Good to know that faucet works. Okay, back to…