Slip Slidin’ Away: Part 3
You can tell that it’s actually the house that’s tilted, not the camera, because otherwise why would the agent have such a hard time holding…
Bad Photos
Put a Blur On It
That’s the primary listing photo for this Portland home. These are the only other two photos on the listing. The listing agent stands to “earn”…
Don’t Mind Me, I’m Just Trying To Sell Your House
What’s that? Oh, no, don’t bother getting up. I’m sure your work is very important. No, it’s no big deal. I’m just taking pictures of…
This is (apparently) how you sell a $5M Malibu Estate
Crooked, blurry primary photo, taken from an odd angle? Check. Weirdly-sparse, poorly-lit interior shot? Check. Horribly exposed shot of the view, taken through a window…
Cat and Mouse Game
Wow. Um… That’s one way to sell a house, I guess? And that’s another way? Okay um, what’s with the weird lines?
I’m not as think as you drunk I am.
Sometimes you wonder if a listing agent was drunk when they uploaded the photos of the home they’re allegedly attempting to sell… And drunk when…
“Front yrd is a damn orchard.”
The listing description: Charming Craftsman Bungalow w/ a brand new 2story foundation w/ permits. Updated Electrical. Master Bedrm w/ New Bath & walk-in Clst. Garage…
Agent Gave This Listing a Hand
Best I can tell, these are photos of someone’s computer screen. The clicking hand computer pointer is sort of a giveaway. Very low quality photos….
Creepy Babyface Sells You a Home
If you flip through the photos for this listing too fast, you would probably miss it. I know I did, until I read the text…
Little Photoshop of Horrors
A little tasteful HDR can make for some good-looking listing photos. Unfortunately, the HDR applied to the photos of this listing is neither “a little”…
Slip Slidin’ Away: Part 2
Sometime you accidentally shoot a picture or two when you’re taking the camera out of your pocket. Typically though, you don’t choose to use those…
Selling Homes Is as Easy as 1, 2, Bing!
You’re looking at the only two photos of this listing. Apparently actually visiting the home was too difficult. As was taking a screenshot. So, apparently…
Tilted Dreams
Looks like whoever took this photo was on their way to dreamland as they hit the shutter. Apparently the bathroom is sleep-inducing, too. I love…
Great for Fishing. I Mean Fishes.
You know, in case you wanted to know what your future home will look like to a fish. Or maybe through a crystal ball? Or…
Behold the Most Expensive Home in Georgia
Just a typical 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom house in rural Georgia. Blurry, tilted photos that look like they were shot on accident as the real…
A Glowing “Statement of Authority”
This is what I imagine a $3.3 million home would look like if a nuclear weapon had just been detonated ten or twenty miles behind…