Behold the “Streamlined Bathroom”
“Streamlined bathroom with an integrated internal laundry” Um… Yeah. That’s a bit too “streamlined” for my tastes.
Funny Features
Mod Pod
Modern living: pods inside your house! This home has it all… Kitchen pod. Closet pod. Bedroom pod. Laundry room pod. Pod it up.
Pristine Party House
By my count, there is seating for nearly fifty people in this main dining / living room. But the bar seats only three, apparently. I…
My Home is an Ice Cream Tricycle
Just a random ice cream tricycle in a listing of a home for sale. Parked in front of my ice cream shop, apparently?
Outdoor Work Out
I think this is the first time I’ve seen a workout room that’s basically outdoors. I guess when you live on 4 acres along a…
“Try to Find a Lost Gold Treasure”
From the listing description: Original owner believed there was a buried Spanish gold treasure in the large rock next to the house and spent many…
Get Down With Your Luxurious Self
[Listing and narrative submitted by Looney Listing regular Emerald63. Thanks!] After a hard day as corporate CEO, come home to your own private Versailles, complete…
Green and White and More Green
The first photo for this listing sets expectations well. Get ready to see a lot of white and green. Nice sea urchin light. Hmm I…
Presidential Zombie Farm
Who hasn’t wanted to buy a home with a bunch of President Lincoln’s ancestor’s buried in the back yard? Wait, probably everyone. Everyone has not…
How To: Stock Your Bomb Shelter
From the listing description: There is even a bomb shelter in the basement that sleeps six and has a periscope from a WWII submarine (which…
Game On! And On, And On, And On…
I’m fairly certain that this is the first home I’ve seen for sale with its own mini-golf course. Not sure that the placement of the…
Wine Butler Does Not Convey
I’m not sure which thought is more creepy, that they would photograph the wine cellar with a butler posing at-the-ready, or that it might actually…
Far-Out House
Groovy toilet, man. Groovy.
Because Dinner With Horse, That’s Why. So Shut Up.
Um. What. The listing describes a “magnificent 12 stall stable w/ every amenity.” I didn’t realize that dining with one’s horse was considered an “amenity.”…
Don’t TP the Teepee
List price: 7.2 million dollars. It’s bigger on the inside than it appears to be from the outside, though: Heh.
Camouflage Porch
Usually I try to mix things up geographically, but even though this home is just a few blocks away from the home we featured on…