Tilted Dreams
Looks like whoever took this photo was on their way to dreamland as they hit the shutter. Apparently the bathroom is sleep-inducing, too. I love…
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Come to Cactus Kingdom
You like cacti, right? I mean, like, a lot? Actually for a 7.5 million dollar property, I have to say I’m a little disappointed in…
Life in Curvy Technicolor
I wonder how often these funky domes need to be painted to remain that bright, considering their location in the middle of nowhere, Arizona. I…
How To: Make Desert Living Tolerable
Apparently the key to making living in a lifeless desert marginally tolerable is sports cars. Note how the imaginary rendered cars keep moving around so…
Important Information
Because just putting the address into the “address” field in the MLS isn’t good enough. Need photographic evidence that this really truly is the home’s…
Marvel at My Melons
I was having a difficult time figuring out what the heck I was looking at in these photos until I read the listing description: Lots…
Lovely Listing Ladies
This listing has over 70 photos. Apparently the Phoenix-area MLS doesn’t limit how many photos an agent can upload, so some listing agents just upload…
Post Number 100
It’s Looney Listing’s 100th post! To celebrate, here’s a lovely home for sale in Phoenix with an asking price of $100K. It features many fine…
“Designed for a Wide Glider”
From the listing… SUPER-SIZED AIRPLANE HANGER PERFECT FOR CAR COLLECTIONS! It’s climate-controlled, 60 ft. deep, epoxy floor, ready for your autos and special use. This…
Bathroom Closeup
Judging by the first three photos on this listing, I can only assume that the bathroom is the high point of this house. Check out…
2012 Has Been a Good Year
You’re looking at the primary photo for this Phoenix townhome. Yes, the fact that the Goodyear Blimp happened to be a few thousand feet overhead…
A Very Fruity “Back Yard”
From the listing description: 9 baby fruit trees are doing very well in the back yard. Okay first, this listing agent and I obviously have…
Work It
So… if I buy this house I can work out every day with a bunch of fit, young women? Is that the message here? Yup,…
Ceiling Pride
Somebody is really proud of their ceilings. Oh yeah, and also their floors. But mostly their ceilings.
But can they be closed?
Because, you know… how else are buyers going to know that your dishwasher is capable of being opened? …or your microwave? …or your ovens? Of…
Sharpie to the Rescue
Whoops, painted over the address. No problem, just scrawl the numbers back on there with a Sharpie. Done.