Put a Blur On It
That’s the primary listing photo for this Portland home. These are the only other two photos on the listing. The listing agent stands to “earn”…
bad photos
This is (apparently) how you sell a $5M Malibu Estate
Crooked, blurry primary photo, taken from an odd angle? Check. Weirdly-sparse, poorly-lit interior shot? Check. Horribly exposed shot of the view, taken through a window…
Cat and Mouse Game
Wow. Um… That’s one way to sell a house, I guess? And that’s another way? Okay um, what’s with the weird lines?
I’m not as think as you drunk I am.
Sometimes you wonder if a listing agent was drunk when they uploaded the photos of the home they’re allegedly attempting to sell… And drunk when…
Creepy Babyface Sells You a Home
If you flip through the photos for this listing too fast, you would probably miss it. I know I did, until I read the text…
Little Photoshop of Horrors
A little tasteful HDR can make for some good-looking listing photos. Unfortunately, the HDR applied to the photos of this listing is neither “a little”…
Slip Slidin’ Away: Part 2
Sometime you accidentally shoot a picture or two when you’re taking the camera out of your pocket. Typically though, you don’t choose to use those…
Tilted Dreams
Looks like whoever took this photo was on their way to dreamland as they hit the shutter. Apparently the bathroom is sleep-inducing, too. I love…
Great for Fishing. I Mean Fishes.
You know, in case you wanted to know what your future home will look like to a fish. Or maybe through a crystal ball? Or…
Behold the Most Expensive Home in Georgia
Just a typical 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom house in rural Georgia. Blurry, tilted photos that look like they were shot on accident as the real…
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Who’s “up” for some ping pong? No? Not to worry, you can get serious work done in this home, too. As long as you can…
“Professional” Office
From the listing description: Legal 2 Family Can Also Be Used As Owner Occupied Professional Office With Owner Occupied Apartment On Top. Or Legal Two…
“Toxic Wasteland Dump”
The listing description is what really brings home this “Make Me Move” listing: A complete tear down, may have toxic substances, such as lead and…
“all your rela estate needs”
Hey look at that, it’s our first posting to feature an office space for lease. That’s still a listing, so it totally counts. I especially…
Pour Out The Sinks
Sometimes I wonder when I find sideways photos like this if they’re just trying to make it harder to notice how terrible the house is….
Half-Assed Half-Mill
You would be forgiven for wondering why a dated, dingy, run-down, nondescript home in Aberdeen, WA… …with a totally half-assed set of photos (I mean…